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Didn't have to tell your mom. She's sitting on my lap while I type this.
!!!lIAR mY MOM iS aT MY hOUSE!!
go to bed son I'll see you in the morning
mom!! i wassnt masturbaiting!!!!! i just got scared when a computer virus showed up and my pants slipped down because i was scared!!!! mOM
i remember this who said this
I need to take a stuff but I don't have the will power to get off the couchSo can someone call 911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GorGswNsbMk
Don't worry I've been studying survival techniques on discovery channel; you're gonna need a bottle and a knife for this one, trust me.
But those things are in the kitchen, a full 30 feet away