night discussion topic i guess [night 1305]

[P4ris]

how am i? gr8™

[Ad Bot]

[Daswiruch]

what kind of loving butchered english sentence is "who's for chinese?"
is it "who's [up] for [some] chinese [food]?"

[Red Spy]

what kind of loving butchered english sentence is "who's for chinese?"
is it "who's [up] for [some] chinese [food]?"

Don't question it

[Masterlegodude]

what kind of loving butchered english sentence is "who's for chinese?"
is it "who's [up] for [some] chinese [food]?"

Nobody has time to say all of that when you can just say "Who's for Chinese?" and people will understand it

People have gotten so lazy and impatient that we've come to understanding shortened versions of full sentences

[gr8dayseth]

fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go."
now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy

[Insert Name Here²]

fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go."
now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy

Go.

[Foxscotch]

fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go."
now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy

when you ask whether I'm ready 4 u to enter, and u punish me for every grammar mistake ;3

[Lego lad]

All right i'm okay kiddos it was just uh.. well you dont need to know



But back to ol' gramp's story:

You see, back when i was a wee lad, i met this fine lookin' triceratops named Sally, boy she gave a great-

uh anyway we were together for a while, and well the seasons started changing... That's when it all began. You see children, when two dinos love each very much, th-



W-Wha, oh, right.

SO there I was, on that beach, my comrades dying left and right besides me, the waters red with blood, I felt a bullet wiz past me, but that wasn't gonna stop you're old man! I sprinted forward passed the barbed wire, and socked one-uh them dirty germans right in the jaw! Yeh, it was a sight to behold, after that I took his knife and flung it at another, killing him and taking his ammunition, when three more were coming from behind, I whipped around and lodged a 'nade in one-uh them their jawlines, didn't even have to dive for cover, I just repelled the blast with the sheer magnitude of pure patriotism embodied in this ol' body. Yep, it was quite a victory for us all.

And that's how you're old man won the county fair.

[Red Spy]

fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go."
now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy

"But mommy I don't like the pastor!"

[gr8dayseth]

thanks grandpa one day i will be just like u

[ReddBoi]

who said grandpa was scottish

[gr8dayseth]

maxwell probably

[Nonnel]

fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go."
now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy

Same with "Help." The sentences are only predicates as the subject is implied. "You, go." "You, help me/them."

[ReddBoi]

Same with "Help." The sentences are only predicates as the subject is implied. "You, go." "You, help me/them."

i don't know why but what you said reminds me of the iron giant

[eboyblue10]

good morning