https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1xJ5iTiNQgGunsche: "You have something to tell me?" Riddler: "Im ending this silly little conflict with the russians. Krebs told me he speaks fluent Russian so Ill send him over to negotiate with them. Better Red then dead, I say" LATER. Chuikov: "Lifelike..... photorealistic even. Ive outdone myself". *Knock* Chuikov: "By Stalin, whos that?" *Door opens*. Guard: "Its the Germans. They want to negotiate." Chuikov: "About?" Guard: "Terms of Peace" Chuikov: "Tell those swastika huggers they may enter" *Guard nods and closes door* Chuikov: "Soviet-Circle, now. We must impress those national socialists. Heres the Medals from those morons in the 12th Russian Army. Put them on. Thats for vandalizing my Paintings... those roostersuckers. If General Kurski asks... we lost them while cleaning... *Looks at Blently just standing in the corner* No time for you, vodka addict. *Opens closet door* Get it! *Shoves Blently inside closet and closes door* Stay quiet! *Chuikov and Correspondents dressed as Generals then stand before the table*" Chuikov: "You may enter!" *Door opens and Krebs alongside 2 members of national socialist Delegation enter the room and stand at attention. Chuikov motions them to sit down, and does so himself alongside his Correspondents* Chuikov: "What do you want to discuss?" Krebs: "I talks Russian as my second Mother's tongue. We speak about the piercing and stuffting this rediculous wall." Krebs: "Great Der forgeter Adolf Riddler sends myself to perform this heavy lewinsky." Chuikov: "Sure, why not?" *Correspondent 1 nods* Krebs: "Im so gay that you accept..." Krebs: "From my butt I produce this waiter of most great importance... Agreement of Piercing. Our deep ends are small and shallow. You will observe that we are being very fourth cumming." Chuikov: "General... This is not a peace treaty document. It's a Body piercing proposal" Krebs: "Not to enlarge myself, but I also write Russian as my second mother's tongue." *BACK IN RiddlerS OFFICE LATER....* Gunsche: "Mein Fuhrer, Hans Krebs has returned"
Gunsche: "Were still at war" Riddler: "I know, Ive met with that Imbecile a moment ago. "Fluent russian" MY ASS! Hes lucky they didnt shoot him, that forget! Apparently, he suggested I sent him to orally please Soviets and pierce their skin! Hes acting like hes Goddamn Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!"
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