night discussion topic i guess [night 1305]

[Red Spy]

So here I am stuck at 7/11 with a busted radiator hose and I'm 20 miles from home.

Duct tape

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

Duct tape

I don't have any. Even if I did it would be pretty much useless since I lost all my coolant out on the interstate.

[Red Spy]

I don't have any. Even if I did it would be pretty much useless since I lost all my coolant out on the interstate.

Do you have a stapler

[XR-7]

Do you have a stapler

No. All I have is some Pepsi, some clothes, some cables, a Bluetooth speaker, and some miscellaneous papers

[Red Spy]

No. All I have is some Pepsi, some clothes, some cables, a Bluetooth speaker, and some miscellaneous papers

1) Get the clothes and paper wet with the Pepsi
2) Then mush them together to form some sort of plaster-like thing
3) Put the hose in the spot where it should be then put the clothe-paper mix around it like cement
4) Use the cables like zip-ties to keep everything in place
5) With some remaining cables tie the speaker to the roof of your car
6) Blast police siren sound effects until you get home

Boom problem solved

[Rigel]

I'm pissing out of my ass. What do?

[Red Spy]

I'm pissing out of my ass. What do?

As a certified doctor I conclude:

You got, uh, brown town cancer..?

[gr8dayseth]

i usually get home at this time and stay up so, whats up guys?

wow what a geek heh amiright guys




guys?

[Daswiruch]

I'm pissing out of my ass. What do?

pepto the piss away

[Niff]

i wanna buy a gamecube because its summer and i need to improve on some things, but i also want a ps4 because e3 hyped me to heck and back, i wont have to worry about buying zelda u since thats coming out in 2017 but xenoverse is coming out presumably soon this year so i have to consider that as well and i dont have enough money to fuel my passion which makes me feel kinda sad :(

[Maxwell.]

I'm pissing out of my ass. What do?

uh

[XR-7]

1) Get the clothes and paper wet with the Pepsi
2) Then mush them together to form some sort of plaster-like thing
3) Put the hose in the spot where it should be then put the clothe-paper mix around it like cement
4) Use the cables like zip-ties to keep everything in place
5) With some remaining cables tie the speaker to the roof of your car
6) Blast police siren sound effects until you get home

Boom problem solved

It worked thanks bro!

Actually it didn't. My dad had to come save me and I left my car alone at a gas station. Probably gonna get a tow truck tomorrow.

[gr8dayseth]

I swear I've posted right after someone else has on the same board at least 5 times in the last few hours

[gr8dayseth]

fear me

I did a quick thing while I was bored

whatever you do don't give a parrot plant a dagger



please

[gr8dayseth]

not even a single vote yet guys pls