What if everyone on the forums Died???
For instance, Gr8dayseth used to be a plant enthusiast, but he also was a bird lover. One day, he took LSD/Drugs out of depression, because his beloved bird "Squawk" died. In his drugged out state, he died after jumping off his roof, thinking he could fly like a bird. His love for plants and birds is why he is a parrot grass in the after life.
The Resonte used to be a candy corn addict. The reason for his death was due to Type 2 Diabetes, which went un-detected for many weeks. He ate so much Candy Corn, he died due to over-eating and diabetes. His death is the reason why he is a Candy-corn in the afterlife.
King of the Bill, after suffering through a number of unfortunate events, died when he killed himself by shooting himself. The reason for his death is why he is a bullet bill in the afterlife.