US Pres. Election: BL Forums Edition (THE SIMULATION BEGINS, 5/29 AT 6:00 EST)

[joe411]

yes

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

Damnit Hogan

[TeeOS]

BTFO TEEOS

yeah whatever u hack
least im not in the campaign just to advertise OTHER PEOPLE'S COMICS
u should have Kohoutek and Tudoreleu run instead

second place but im gonna be the comeback kid just u wait

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Memsters are gaining ground boyo

[LeisureSuit912]

I'm gonna laugh if the simulation somehow picks hodot and teeos on the same ticket.

[LeisureSuit912]

JANUARY 1ST, 2016: PRIMARIES, WEEK 1

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES



IOWA (The first caucus. Crucial in setting the tone for the rest of the race.)
Joe411 (Orange) - 27.8%
TeeOS (Yellow) - 23.6%
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 20.6%
Hodot (Red) - 10.7%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 6.9%
WaterOre (Green) - 5%
Startacker (Gold) - 2.2%

NEW HAMPSHIRE (The first primary. Whoever wins here usually demonstrates longevity.)
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 25.8%
Joe411 (Orange) - 20%
TeeOS (Yellow) - 16%
WaterOre (Green) - 15.7%
Hodot (Red) - 10%
Startacker (Gold) - 5.4%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 5.3%

In national polling...
TeeOS (Yellow) - 17.6%
Hodot (Red) - 16.3%
Joe411 (Orange) - 13.5%
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 13.2%
Startacker (Gold) - 12.7%
WaterOre (Green) - 10.5%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 9.5%

Delegate counts:
TeeOS - 1,338
Hodot - 1,044
Startacker - 708
Joe411 - 614
Mr. Hurricane - 462
WaterOre - 313
Crazy54311 - 263
Majority needed - 2,372

REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES



IOWA (The first caucus. Crucial in setting the tone for the rest of the race.)
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 35.4%
Red Spy (Brown) - 35.4%
Redconer (Maroon) - 18.3%
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 0.1%

NEW HAMPSHIRE (The first primary. Whoever wins here usually demonstrates longevity.)
Red Spy (Brown) - 40.1%
Redconer (Maroon) - 39.8%
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 7.6%
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 2.9%

In national polling...
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 23.4%
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 20.5%
Redconer (Maroon) - 20.3%
Red Spy (Brown) - 18.3%

Delegate counts:
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan - 1,220
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange - 434
Redconer - 428
Red Spy - 338
Majority needed: 1,236

JUSTICE PRIMARIES



IOWA
Drydess - 56.5%
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 38.8%

NEW HAMPSHIRE
Drydess - 45.2%
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 44.7%

In national polling...
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus (Cyan) - 47.9%
Drydess (Red) - 42.2%

Delegate counts:
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 1,611 (CURRENT FAVORITE)
Drydess - 587
Majority needed: 1,144

[hodot]

forget

[startacker]

forget

[WaterOre]

forget

[SWAT One]

Yes, yes.  We must pull together.  Your fight is my fight.

[joe411]

I'm doing better than what I thought I would.

[LeisureSuit912]

THE DAILY BLOCK
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New endorsements!!!
January 2, 2016

Joe411 was endorsed this week by famous libtard Bill Maher, while Redconer was endorsed by cuckservative Ann Coulter and everyone's favorite dumbass, Sarah Palin.

Democrats comfortably ahead of polls in general election
January 4, 2016

Election day is 10 months away, and already the Democrats are looking to sweep this thing, forming strongholds in big electoral prize states like California, Texas and New York. It'll be interesting to see if anyone can catch up with them over the course of election year.

[LeisureSuit912]

IOWA JUSTICE CAUCUS RESULTS
Drydess - 66.1%
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 33.9%

Drydess earns 18 delegates, while SWAT One earns 10 delegates.

Total justice delegate count so far...
Drydess - 18
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 10

[LeisureSuit912]

JANUARY 8TH, 2016: PRIMARIES, WEEK 2

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES



IOWA (The first caucus. Crucial in setting the tone for the rest of the race.)
Joe411 (Orange) - 26.2%
TeeOS (Yellow) - 25.8%
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 21.2%
Hodot (Red) - 9.1%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 7.7%
WaterOre (Green) - 5.9%
Startacker (Gold) - 3.4%

NEW HAMPSHIRE (The first primary. Whoever wins here usually demonstrates longevity.)
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 25.2%
Joe411 (Orange) - 18.4%
WaterOre (Green) - 15.8%
TeeOS (Yellow) - 15.1%
Hodot (Red) - 10.6%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 7.7%
Startacker (Gold) - 4.1%

In national polling...
TeeOS (Yellow) - 17.6%
Hodot (Red) - 16.6%
Joe411 (Orange) - 13.8%
Crazy54311 (Pink) - 13%
Startacker (Gold) - 12.9%
WaterOre (Green) - 10.5%
Mr. Hurricane (Cyan) - 9.7%

Delegate counts:
TeeOS - 1,293
Hodot - 1,051
Joe411 - 674
Startacker - 631
WaterOre - 460
Mr. Hurricane - 371
Crazy54311 - 262
Majority needed - 2,372

REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES



IOWA (The first caucus. Crucial in setting the tone for the rest of the race.)
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 40.4%
Red Spy (Brown) - 31.6%
Redconer (Maroon) - 24.8%
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 0.7%

NEW HAMPSHIRE (The first primary. Whoever wins here usually demonstrates longevity.)
Redconer (Maroon) - 32.9%
Red Spy (Brown) - 30.5%
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 9%
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 6.7%

In national polling...
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan (Purple) - 24.3%
Redconer (Maroon) - 23.5%
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange (Blue) - 21.6%
Red Spy (Brown) - 17.4%

Delegate counts:
Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan - 1,150
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange - 496
Redconer - 472
Red Spy - 326
Majority needed: 1,236

JUSTICE PRIMARIES



IOWA (FINAL RESULTS)
Drydess - 66.1% (Seats earned: 18)
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 33.9% (Seats earned: 10)

NEW HAMPSHIRE
Drydess - 45.9%
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 40.5%

In national polling...
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus (Cyan) - 46.2%
Drydess (Red) - 42.5%

Delegate counts:
Arthur "SWAT One" Magnus - 1,329 (CURRENT FAVORITE)
Drydess - 858
Majority needed: 1,144

[hodot]

still #2