THE DAILY BLOCK
Your go-to source for all things Blockland related.
Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange dominates debate, Red Spy fumbles
December 16, 2015
Last night was the second Republican primary debate, and Nonnel was the clear winner. After boasting about his wives for an hour and a half, pundits believe he's clearly the GOP frontrunner at this point. Although Red Spy tried to prove himself as a viable candidate for the general election, Hulk "randomtroll" Hogan called him out for his bullstuff and delivered a devastating deathblow, sending shockwaves throughout the audience. Hopefully Red Spy can recover from this Hulkmania act and come back to prominence once again.
Another Democratic debate, another batch of "winners"
December 20, 2015
Last night was the second Democratic primary debate, and most of the seven candidates onstage got a moment to shine. Joe411 and Startacker came out on top, boasting about their records of playing Blockland. Despite his batch of campaign promises, Mr. Hurricane attacked Hodot for running "only to boost the popularity of BROCKRAND comics." The rest of the night wasn't the same for Hodot, and hopefully his campaign can clear up this image of him being a desperate hack. The rest of the field was mostly unremarkable, with WaterOre being seen as the clear loser, another blow to his struggling campaign.
Nonnel Annoying Orange gets batch of coal for Christmas in the form of a scandal
December 26, 2015
It was a merry Christmas for all in America except for Nonnald "Nonnel" Annoying Orange, who was hit with a large scandal this week. Apparently, the taco bowls at Annoying Orange Tower aren't as good as the man himself claims. Voters are now very wary of Nonnel's honesty. "If he can't be trusted to deliver Americans with good-ass tacos, how can we trust him to take out CIA?", undecided voter Lord Tony grumbled.
THE DAILY BLOCK WILL BEGIN IT'S FULL PRIMARY COVERAGE STARTING ON JANUARY 1ST OF THE NEW YEAR. EXPECT POLLING MAPS FOR DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN AND JUSTICE PRIMARIES THEN.
