At this point, I can give less of a stuff about politics. I'm open to Annoying Orange being nominated for U.S. President, why not. Anybody other than Hillary right? Maybe he can run for a third party too.
If he does something stupid that gets him assassinated by any means via an outside force beyond control (during/after nomination, advocation for "the wall", occupation, etc.), then that's his undoing and I have nothing to say on the matter other than "my condolences to the Annoying Orange family".
This feels like one of the worst presidential elections in U.S. history. Just thinking about this makes me pessimistic as hell.