I've already gotten it greenlit from Badspot, any puns from now on are going to have a $100 tax on them.
Any illegal black-market pun dealers will have to go through me first:
Anyone attempting tax evasion will be
punished.
WANTED:Drydess
sheesh lad, did you step on a lego or somethin?
ba dum tssss
$500 reward (dead or alive)
E-maxx
wew lad
$250 reward (alive)
Eonsugar im the prokiller10, you don't wanna step down this path and forget with me
that's it rise up my lads, make this man swollow his pride before he ibanned from life
oh brother this is only page one of my master plan, you'll all be subject to my wrath go ahead search for help you won't find none so go home and spread the message that it'll take more than eons to defeat the king known as me cause i got a high profile but i can't be caught
(also i made more puns than zack and none of them are included in op, i feel offended!!)
well then, making puns now is going to be very mentally taxing with the stress of these taxes
kill me
oh lad, you'll be like lego, falling apart easily once i smash you, i won't spend an eon in jail over a pun
you missed a pun, lad, now i'll kompressor you into a thin glue
im dropping mad memes, my boy, raise my bounty i dare you
$10000 reward (dead)Armyunit
I won't follow your instructions, Lego.
I put things together the way I want.
$600 reward (dead)
Whackin
i sure hope i dont get PUNished for this
my loving god what am i doing
$200 reward (alive)
Trogtor
arrest me officer, i'm intaxicated
$1000 reward (alive)
Mr Man
You'll pay for this one, Lego
$100 reward (alive)
ZackSlurring your words like that will lead to some gunfusion.
You need to learn to Lego of the small things.
To build a ladder that big would probably take alog of wood.
I'm not going to say names, but I can think of some mother people who are doing the swollowing here.
This post is missing a severe amount of pun-ctuation.
I'm not gonna say names again, there are people loving with you, but the ones you have in mind couldn't be father from the truth.
It's like your taking every name out of a phonebook and cramming it in there, frankly, its punthetic.
You think this is a game? Why, we've only just be-pun.
Wow. Its like you people aren't even trying. How hard is it to pun-derstand how to do this?
Go back to school and get some educa-pun.
I hope my words at least bring you some satisfact-pun.
This was a huge pun-dertaking for me.
Now, if you don't mind, this is the part where I undergo evacua-pun.
$500000 reward (alive) oh i also copyrighted puns so I dont pay for them.
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