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Author Topic: I am issuing a tax on all puns from this point on.  (Read 8202 times)

half your puns use the same word try again nerd

Oh, you wanna play hard-ball, mister pun-ky brooster?

I don't see any rules saying we cant repeat words, and besides, you aren't even the Original Pun-ster.

You don't make the rules here. Even I don't. It's the law of the pun-gle, and you'll just have to get used to it.

I get it now. You're jealous. You haven't seen puns like these since the days of the great Juan Pun-ce De Leon.

Get your stuff straight, or maybe I could set it straight for you, if you pun-fer.

You think I'm running out of steam? Boy, you couldn't even attempt to match my zen, my concentra-pun.

And besides, nerd? Is that the only "insult" you could come up with? That's more of a comp-pun-ment than you could possibly imagine.

Now why don't you get back to doing the only thing you're actually a pro at doing. Oh, that's right, masturba-pun.

Get the memo, kid? The parties over now for you. That mean's no pun allowed.

rest in puns
lego lad
death by brick separator
lest we forget
in all seriousness i would pay to reread this thread
« Last Edit: May 28, 2016, 05:34:03 PM by Drydess »


this is really jumping the shark guys

[puns]
wow that joke was pretty sweet. Almost as sweet as candy corn

Oh, you wanna play hard-ball, mister pun-ky brooster?

I don't see any rules saying we cant repeat words, and besides, you aren't even the Original Pun-ster.

You don't make the rules here. Even I don't. It's the law of the pun-gle, and you'll just have to get used to it.

I get it now. You're jealous. You haven't seen puns like these since the days of the great Juan Pun-ce De Leon.

Get your stuff straight, or maybe I could set it straight for you, if you pun-fer.

You think I'm running out of steam? Boy, you couldn't even attempt to match my zen, my concentra-pun.

And besides, nerd? Is that the only "insult" you could come up with? That's more of a comp-pun-ment than you could possibly imagine.

Now why don't you get back to doing the only thing you're actually a pro at doing. Oh, that's right, masturba-pun.

Get the memo, kid? The parties over now for you. That mean's no pun allowed.

same word over and over = boo

can I get some tax exemption cuz we tight?

can I get some tax exemption cuz we tight?
maybe if you provide a tax exemp-tle

can I get some tax exemption cuz we tight?
ye mang i gotch u


Tax exemption is also offered to anyone who can reveal the whereabouts of Eon to m-
maybe if you provide a tax exemp-tle
HNNNNG

Tax exemption is also offered to anyone who can reveal the whereabouts of Eon to m-HNNNNG

this gives me

an idea

jesus
regulating puns?
What are you, kim jong-pun?

jesus
regulating puns?
What are you, kim jong-pun?
of north jokea

That's grate! I won't be around to pay it! You are just collapsing your repuntation like a Jenga tower anyway!
And put-ty me in the Wanted list. I dare ya, meight. Brink it on. Eye'll be waiting here...arch. Hierarch. Here on this arch.

oh brother this is only page one of my master plan, you'll all be subject to my wrath go ahead search for help you won't find none so go home and spread the message that it'll take more than eons to defeat the king known as me cause i got a high profile but i can't be caught

(also i made more puns than zack and none of them are included in op, i feel offended!!)

That's grate! I won't be around to pay it! You are just collapsing your repuntation like a Jenga tower anyway!
And put-ty me in the Wanted list. I dare ya, meight. Brink it on. Eye'll be waiting here...arch. Hierarch. Here on this arch.

those were terrible

you're not even worth the bounty you poop

lego lad more like hey he's mad