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Author Topic: I am issuing a tax on all puns from this point on.  (Read 8211 times)

getting on the bandwackin i see?
quit whackin' off to my name

quit whackin' off to my name
how about you whack yourself smartass

that's it rise up my lads, make this man swollow his pride before he ibanned from life

how about you whack yourself smartass

dont make me get out J's shotgun

This is your final warning Eon. Submit for mercy. Just stand Idle and I will make it quick.

sugar im the prokiller10, you don't wanna step down this path and forget with me

This is your final warning Eon. Submit for mercy. Just stand Idle and I will make it quick.
it'll take eons to defeat him!

it's no news that i'll turn you into block aloni salad, i'll regirock your ass there's no pass or alternative you're as soft as a doughboy for i am the defendor of puns at my maxx power
« Last Edit: May 28, 2016, 03:50:32 AM by Eon »

That's it. You pushed your luck.

You MYST your chance for mercy. You Otto turn yourself in, and do yourself a Solid. There is no Alternative. I already have the military Startracking your Frequency. They will tell you to Freeze. if you don't you will be shot dead and sleep with the fishes, or Squideeys I should say. I also have several of my Red spies on your Tails, so there is no getting out of this one. Feeling Dread? Good, I Dannu if there is anything else to feel at this point. I Planr to use you as an example of what happens to illegal pun makers.

Sorry kid, I'm pun playing games.

you're bloody wackin, don't make me pull my jshotgun out and blo you away

Slurring your words like that will lead to some gunfusion.



We currently have Eon's internet connection suspended for safety precautions. Remember kids, breaking the law is no joke.

You need to learn to Lego of the small things.



Lego it'll take you eons to stop all the puns.
You might as well climb down the ladder to your high place in office and go build a brighter future some other way.

To build a ladder that big would probably take alog of wood.



that's it rise up my lads, make this man swollow his pride before he ibanned from life

I'm not going to say names, but I can think of some mother people who are doing the swollowing here.



dont make me get out J's shotgun

This post is missing a severe amount of pun-ctuation.



sugar im the prokiller10, you don't wanna step down this path and forget with me

I'm not gonna say names again, there are people loving with you, but the ones you have in mind couldn't be father from the truth.



it's no news that i'll turn you into block aloni salad, i'll regirock your ass there's no pass or alternative you're as soft as a doughboy

It's like your taking every name out of a phonebook and cramming it in there, frankly, its punthetic.



That's it. You pushed your luck.

You MYST your chance for mercy. You Otto turn yourself in, and do yourself a Solid. There is no Alternative. I already have the military Startracking your Frequency. They will tell you to Freeze. if you don't you will be shot dead and sleep with the fishes, or Squideeys I should say. I also have several of my Red spies on your Tails, so there is no getting out of this one. Feeling Dread? Good, I Dannu if there is anything else to feel at this point. I Planr to use you as an example of what happens to illegal pun makers.

Sorry kid, I'm pun playing games.

You think this is a game? Why, we've only just be-pun.



Wow. Its like you people aren't even trying. How hard is it to pun-derstand how to do this?

Go back to school and get some educa-pun.

I hope my words at least bring you some satisfact-pun.

This was a huge pun-dertaking for me.

Now, if you don't mind, this is the part where I undergo evacua-pun.

honno if you're done playing games, but i'm the master of toxicology real jiggy to captin crunch (cereal) you and your petty force, i'm like Conan a barbarian cause you can't stop me you silly clownfish so let me be cause im tha eliminator of corruption like you, and when i'm done with you they'll be nothing left but mr. bones so back up cause me and my midevil warriors can't be beat, you're hystericmikey if ya think otherwise filthy nymph, i'm the bestguy22 in the world, (insert name here)
« Last Edit: May 28, 2016, 04:07:25 AM by Eon »

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half your puns use the same word try again nerd

You're threading yourself a web. This is a very serious topic. At this point you are merely puntificating. Illegal puns are no laughing matter. In other words, you're acting out-of-Zack, and you might need to see The Docter. You cannot stop me, you should just pun down your weapons and surrender.

honno if you're done playing games, but i'm the master of toxicology real jiggy to captin crunch (cereal) you and your petty force, i'm like Conan a barbarian cause you can't stop me you silly clownfish so let me be cause im tha eliminator of corruption like you, and when i'm done with you they'll be nothing left but mr. bones so back up cause me and my midevil warriors can't be beat, you're hystericmikey if ya think otherwise filthy nymph, i'm the bestguy22 in the world
Give it up Eon. We have you surrounded. You will be sent to a prison very Faraday from home. There you will be Extrude-cated by a firing squad.


also topic locked until i get back i dont wanna miss this :^)))

This thread is pretty taxing to read