Author Topic: got in car accident today, im dead  (Read 1371 times)

im really dead, boo

my dad was backing out of a parking spot and couldn't see a van going down the street behind us (it was in his blind zone), so we ended up slamming into the front of the van and both cars got pretty forgeted up. on the other guys defense, he was paying more attention to the intersection ahead than my dad backing out from the parking lot. the guy we hit was some 80 year old retired police chief who i've seen before trying to mow down geese in circles with his van. in my opinion it was more of the other guys fault but both of them came to an agreement that it was both their faults and neither one of them pressed any charges. the only injury happened to me, i flew through the windshield and died forever i hit my head on some plastic above me when we crashed because im a giant 6 foot goblin with long scary arms and i did sustain a minor gash in my head. no but im good and thats good that i didn't actually die, what would u have done if i really died

I would have made a shrine of you, and pray that you would re-incarnate as my Somalian son.

you were driving at 100mph


...to your doom

Man I came in here expecting freek dead and he's not really dead

what would u have done if i really died
virtual blockland funeral

Man I came in here expecting freek dead and he's not really dead
yeah op talk about false advertising


virtual blockland funeral

That didn't turn out too well back when Electrk died

C'mon op stop it with misleading titles

<has funeral
the pain is too much, Self Delete by stab


are you trying to give everyone a heart attack??
yes, so he can have some ghost friendos


me right now

jesus forget man put a trigger warning