Kill Eon Vol.1 (THE SHOOTOUT)

[?Sir Info? 2]

7:20 A.M.
Location: Cloudflare research facility
June 27, 2016

grab guns and put them in your ass inventory for later, then ask when you can continue your genocide crusade

You put your guns in your ass inventory, causing Solaf to scream!
Solaf makes a note in his mind to put the weapons in his bullet proof vest.

Scientist: Are you done yet?
Solaf: Yes.
Solaf: Where can I continue my genocide crusade
Scientist: Don't tell anyone, but Columbine Highschool is 100 miles away from here. Think you can start it?
Solaf: Hell yeah.

Call support from CRITAWAKETS(Who is totally not me) and see what the damn hell he does. Just hope he does not crash his plane into the target and unfortunatly injure you like last time.

Solaf: Have a phone I can borrow?
Scientist: Here's my Nokia.

Solaf: I need some help getting the hell out of this facility.
CRITAWAKETS: I'm too busy on the forums
Solaf: As in loving now.
*beep*

CRITAWAKETS: HERE I COME!
CLANK!
CRITAWAKETS gets out of the plane with a slight injury.

Guard: WHAT THE forget ARE YOU DOING! YOU HURT THE NEW GUY
CRITAWAKETS notices a gun on the floor from the guard! (damn second amendment)

He picks up the shotgun, fires which kills the Guard!
The second guard is still dazzled, so he leaves him alive.
The severe recoil of all shots firing gives CRITAWAKETS slight back pain.

Exit the area and steal a car so we can run over Eon

Pull a cargo plane from a random aircraft terminal and crash into the tower he's in.

It looks like no plane, and no aircraft terminal in sight as CRITAWAKETS plane is burning up, but there is a car!

Solaf comes out of the lab and sees CRITAWAKETS in the Utility trucks they called in for IT. (looks like somebody pirated blockland!)
CRITAWAKETS: Ey man
Solaf: Long time no see.

The truck drives fastly along the grass to go to Columbine Highschool.

Summary of Laboratory.
You got some answers of what you were at and got a new follower. You also killed a guard and made him in a gorey mess while another survived and currently is in the track team of US today. Grade: A-

INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Beretta Pistol 12/24
-MP5 with M203 grenade launcher 30/450 and 1/8
-Nokia
-Glasses, which make damage done to your head 5% reducted!
INVENTORY OF CRITAWAKETS
-nothing lol

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[Potatoh]

school shooting oh boy

[tber123]

Ask the Principal to call Eon to his office

[Redconer]

Get a GPS.

[Refticus]

go for a cheeky nandos

[?Sir Info? 2]

11:20 AM: 7 Eleven
June 27 2016
The duo drive to seven eleven to buy firearms and to

Get a GPS.

Solaf: "stuff, patrol cars!"

Solaf: We got to go in blind
CRITAWAKETS: I'll take care of the officers.

CRITAWAKETS enters and finds a knife on display! He steals it to "make cops watermelon"

Cop 1: Should I buy this hot sauce?
Cop 2: Yeah, but-
Cop 2: What are you doing with that knife?
*5 minutes later*

CRITAWAKETS stabbed Cop 1 in the heart, then gruesomely stabbed Cop 2 43 times and then stuffed him in the freezer.
CRITAWAKETS then finds tactical gear off Cop 1

Solaf: What did you buy?
CRITAWAKETS: Two mossbergs with tactical gear and ski and some casual clothing
Solaf: I got a GPS and a bag.

All the gear is loaded and Columbine is 26 miles!
INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Beretta Pistol 12/24
-MP5 with M203 grenade launcher 30/450 and 1/8
-Nokia
-Glasses, which make damage done to your head 5% reducted!
-GPS
INVENTORY OF CRITAWAKETS
-Mossberg
-Tactical Gear

[?Sir Info? 2]

btw all actions are quenued until next update

[tber123]

Drive to Columbine then

[CRITAWAKETS]

Combine all of the equipment that solaf has to make a weapon stronger than metal gear.

[?Sir Info? 2]

June 27, 2016 12:00 A.M.
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado

CRITAWAKETS and Solaf change clothes to avoid detection in Columbine
CRITAWAKETS: You done yet?
Solaf: Yeah.

Combine all of the equipment that solaf has to make a weapon stronger than metal gear.

With the autoness of the MP5 , the damage of the Beretta, and the capacity of the bag, you get a auto shotgun with unlimited ammunition but it is fragile

Ask the Principal to call Eon to his office

CRITAWAKETS and Solaf walk up and then,
PEW!
CRITAWAKETS: You heard that?

Student: Heh, looks like no school!

Student: Woah, hi guys, nice gun by the w-

FATALITY!
CRITAWAKETS: You blew the alarm!

go for a cheeky nandos

Student: LET'S GO FOR A CHEEKY NANDOS!
Student 2: What?
(forget I forget that ragdoll over there, lets say he skipped class and slept on the floor)
INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Striker-12 with unlimited ammo
INVENTORY OF CRITAWAKETS
-Mossberg
-Knife

[Potatoh]

I call the killer and wanna assist the killing

[?Sir Info? 2]

bump

[gebenuwell]

buy water bottles
buy ALL the water bottles in the school
then drink ALL the water at the water fountain

[?Sir Info? 2]

June 27, 2016 12:14 A.M.
Location: Columbine High School, Colorado

I call the killer and wanna assist the killing

Officer: Hands up!
CRITAWAKETS: No!
*blam*
CRITAWAKETS:AAAAAAAA
Solaf: what is this,
Potatoh: Gunfire reported near Columbine. 2 people are dead. You're making headlines! Can I help
Solaf: Yeah sure,

Solaf: He's here in a matter of seconds is he?
Potatoh runs and shoots the school resource officer

Potatoh: Am I late?
Solaf: You sure as hell ain't
CRITAWAKETS: Let's get moving!
12:30 A.M.

SWAT Officer: Who are we? Colorado PD tactical units! Let's get moving!

buy water bottles
buy ALL the water bottles in the school
then drink ALL the water at the water fountain

Potatoh:Ah, stuff SWAT is here.
Solaf: Better prepare.
CRITAWAKETS: First stop, the lunch cafeteria, i'm going to drink all the water bottles on a water fountain!
CRITAWAKETS: Hey, work damn you!
*RUMBLE*

SWAT Officer: forget off, sons of bitches!
CRITAWAKETS: SHIIT!

Potatoh: uh, no.
SWAT Officer: Oh well.
*BANG*

Solaf: Let's get up CRITAWAKETS. Wait, what are you doing?!
CRITAWAKETS: *GURGLE*

Due to the 3 full water bottles that were damaged in the explosion, they contained fragments and rushed to his 12 bullet wounds, causing him to explode.
Solaf: Ugh. We have to get out of here!

INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Nokia
-Striker 12, fragile but with infinte ammunition

INVENTORY OF POTATOH
-AK47 with 30/150
-23 grenades

CRITAWAKETS has died.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Upgrade the Striker 12 to be impossible to break and have the ability to make calls and such by combining it with the nokia to make a weapon stronger than a weapon to surpass metal gear.