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Author Topic: Kill Eon Vol.1 (THE SHOOTOUT)  (Read 9874 times)

Get into the ventilation system to escape



If you can't find any airvents, jump out the window. Also take the corpse of CRITAWAKETS along with you.

Steal all the guns as possible as you can and try making a minigun.
and try locating a nuclear silo to launch a ICBM at eon.

OT: call me, i have laser and plasma guns.

OT: call me, i have laser and plasma guns.

We don't even know your number



If you can't find any airvents, jump out the window. Also take the corpse of CRITAWAKETS along with you.

Potatoh: Why is this so heavy?

Get into the ventilation system to escape
Solaf: Get inside here.
Potatoh: Let's go.

Officer: Come on you gas expert they entered the vents!
Gas Pumper Guy: I got it in the vents.

*cough* *cough*
Solaf: Hey, what happened?
The camera used to capture the shots has been tinted until Solaf fixes the camera somehow, so it's locked to his view.

Officer: FREEZE! Put your hands up
The gas pumper guy kicks him to put him down
Officer: Now let me read your rights.
Solaf: stuff, I gotta get him!

Solaf jumps out, pulls out his Striker-12 and fires one shot at the Gas Pumper Guy's leg, killing him!
Upgrade the Striker 12 to be impossible to break and have the ability to make calls and such by combining it with the nokia to make a weapon stronger than a weapon to surpass metal gear.
Solaf upgrades the striker and aims it at the officer, who throws it out the window!

Solaf: You really pissed me off this time.
Officer: What?

The Officer spits down on the ground when he got kicked!

Solaf then does a flying jumping kick, doing defenestration to the officer!
(if you don't know what that means google it)
Steal all the guns as possible as you can and try making a minigun.
and try locating a nuclear silo to launch a ICBM at eon.

OT: call me, i have laser and plasma guns.
Solaf finds a glock of the gas pumper guy

Neat, but gun + air = gun?
Also the nokia was attached to the striker before it was thrown.
Bummer I guess.
A nuclear silo is uhm 3645 miles away.

A helicopter rides over for tactical support!
Solaf: It's our ride.
Potatoh: But I don't know how to fl-

(if you look really hard you can see potatoh.)
Where shall the blf fly next?
Also, should I use a 1-100 chance thing instead of it relying on me?

INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Glock 17/17

INVENTORY OF POTATOH
-A rotting corpse of CRITAWAKETS


Fly to a necromancer and revive CRITAWAKETS

Fly to a necromancer and revive CRITAWAKETS
Solaf and Potatoh fly to the nearest necromancer

Solaf: We are here.
Potatoh: That was a long ride. Unfortunately we have no fuel.

They then enter the building with CRITAWAKET's rotting body. A security guard guides them to the necromancer's office.

Necromancer: Hello brother, what wishes you to my disposal?
Solaf: I have a dead rotting body I would like to revive.
Necromancer: Put it on the table.

Necromancer: BY DEAD SKIES I PRESENT YOU THE LATE CRITAWAKETS WITH WATER. DELETEIUS THE WATERIUS THAT CAUSED HIM TO EXPLODE WITH FEAR!
Potatoh: HOLY stuff!
Solaf: Agh, a shock got me into my eye
CRITAWAKETS becomes alive and he is HYPER AGGRESSIVE

CRITAWAKETS pulls out the guard's deagle and mutilates him!
Solaf: We got to get out of here, he's insane!
Potatoh: Let's go!

They run out the door leaving CRITAWAKETS with the Necromancer. A shock is heard after that.
Solaf and Potatoh go out the door and find the International Prevention Society armored unit
Solaf: Don't shoot and I won't!
INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Glock 17/17

Blame it all on critawaket

I have good news, I changed my resolution so screenshots will have more quality!

I have good news, I changed my resolution so screenshots will have more quality!
Damn it, how do I resize images?