Author Topic: Post Awkward/Funny love Stories.[Confession Time]  (Read 6760 times)

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So i see im not the only one to have awkward band bus relations.

Story is long so i'll just sum it up. Awkward bassoon player was cold on our way to DC. Offered to snuggle, midway through she slips her hand under my belt by accident and horny shenanigans proceed.

I remember this one time at school a dude got suspended for getting head during a football game.

They snuck into the school and did it in between some vending machines in the commons, he even posted it on snapchat on the schools WIFI.
Actually there has been a ton of people blowing each other in between vending machines at my school, that's why a few got removed...

alright guys this is my story.....

a black girl asked me out in 4th grade and I said no

since then I haven't been asked out and now I regret saying no

I have an awkward love story

I'm still a virgin

one time i went hiking with parents and gf and on the way back we had a blanket over us in the back seat and i fingered her. that was cool

i mean sucking tits is great for the first minute or two, but it ends up being a chore lol.
aha what are these lies

alright guys this is my story.....

a black girl asked me out in 4th grade and I said no

since then I haven't been asked out and now I regret saying no

heres another one to bump this:
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in the sixth grade a girl in class owned a giant bag of condoms and she leaned over then asked if i wanted to be Friends with Benefits she also had love at like age 9

for my first time, i was on top of a girl and she was kinda poking my richard down to her vagina. so i was like, "oh, okay. raw doggin this stuff."
but she wasn't really that wet so it was hard to get in. she then got on top of me and rode me. then i got a call from my mom. i was late for dinner lol
Hot

I feel so incredibly awkward just being in this thread because ya'll's average age on here is like 15.

Not cause you're 15 and doing love, but because you're 15 and doing love and I'm 24 and reading about it.

Not cause you're 15 and doing love, but because you're 15 and doing love and I'm 24 and reading about it.
im pretty sure about 4/5 of them are lying about having love


One time I had my girlfriend tied up naked in my friend's basement. Just when things started to get fun, loving Jimmy runs down stairs, makes eye contact with me, smiles, then runs back upstairs. My gf was mortified lmao. (Keep in mind that I was also butt naked) Gosh darn it Jimmy, you dun diddly did it again

I remember this one time at school a dude got suspended for getting head during a football game.
what the forget