The TF2 Zombie Apocalypse [PROLOGUE BOSS: Zombie Heavy]

[NotBomberguy]

Are we allowed to change our weapons along with our loadout?
if so
I WILL TAKE A BABY FACE BLASTER
GRAYBANNS (darkest)
FLAK JACK
BRUISER'S BANDANNA (no pattern)
LUGERMORPH
if not then just gimme the cosmetics

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

I raise the american flag and get my pet eagle to swoop in

[TheKid]

realize tber has mild autism for helping bomberguy and not me but w/e ill go

[lord techno]

Are we allowed to change our weapons along with our loadout?
if so
I WILL TAKE A BABY FACE BLASTER
GRAYBANNS (darkest)
FLAK JACK
BRUISER'S BANDANNA (no pattern)
LUGERMORPH
if not then just gimme the cosmetics

I'm afraid i cannot just give you weapons, but i will give you the cosmetics

[lord techno]

WHERE BE ME BLOODY EXPLOSIVES, LADS?!

*"WHERE'S ME BLOODY loving EXPLOSIVES?!" screams redconer*

*randomtroll39 stands silent*

*"INCOMING!!" is heard from above, just before a large crate slams down near redconer*

*"Sorry!" exclaims Marios*

*suddenly it explodes!*

*Revealing explosive contents! Pipe Bombs, and Stickybombs, but no launchers, better then nothing, but which one will redconer take?*

*Redconer ponders which explosive weapon to take*

[lord techno]

I raise the american flag and get my pet eagle to swoop in

*He has no flag, but he salutes anyways, as he quickly places a fake eagle on his shoulder because he doesn't have a real one*

*"Hey, soldier boy! Nice eagle!" is heard from the structure nearby*

*"How long did it take ya to make? And where can i get one? Haha!" exclaims the scout mockingly*

*He begins to laugh at randomtroll39, unaware of the threat coming up behind him*

*"You look so RIDICULOUS!! HAHAHA!" exclaims the scout*

*randomtroll39 watches as the undead creature grabs the scout, and rips into his throat*

*"AAAAHHHHH!! M-MY BLOOD! IT BIT OUT ALL MY BLOOD!!

*randomtroll39 now observes the beast feasting on the corpse of the scout*

*randomtroll39 ponders what to do next*

[lord techno]

WHERE'S MA FOKIN GUN

*Duck Quackington pokes KristoB in the face, demandingly yelling "WHERE IS MY GUN!"*

*"Dude, i don't know! forget off!" exclaims KristoB*

*Suddenly, he sees it*

*His gun!*

*It tips and falls into the hole, landing at the lowest floor*

*Duck Quackington is filled with unimaginable shock, he ponders what to do next*

(i cannot apply skins to weapons, so yours will be stock)

[Merp]

can my pyro have the bubble pipe on thanks

[randomtroll39]

I pull a shotgun out my ass and prepare for war brotherrrrrrrrrrr

[NotBomberguy]

gee I wonder where my default wepons went

[Redconer]

Bloody hell, take all of de explosives.

[Nicepoint]

I look for something useful

[tber123]

Look for a way out

[lord techno]

I pull a shotgun out my ass and prepare for war brotherrrrrrrrrrr

*randomtroll39 pulls a shotgun out of his ass*

*"I will blow this war up like we blew up hiroshima!" exclaims randomtroll39*

*In a patriotic war cry, randomtroll39 leaps off the side of the building!*

*He slams into the wooden bridge below, just as TheKid joined tber123 and NotBomberguy*

*In his eagerness to defy reality by pulling weapons from his rectum, and to engage war on all of zombiekind, he promptly lept from the building, and fell to his death*

*Well done randomtroll39, everyone thinks you are very powerful*

The following death is a joke, please do not take it seriously.

(you can't pull a gun out of your ass though)

[tber123]

So... Non-canon death, right?