cincinnati zoo kills fish because a kid fell in the aquarium

[Lord Tony®]

Things are not looking good for Cincinnati zoo. One thing after another. A child managed to break into the aquarium in the zoo and the zookeepers had to promptly shoot all the fish to make sure the child was safe.

The child is not harmed.

Several endangered species of fish some over 10 years old are now dead.

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[hodot]

lmao is this the point we've gotten to, tony

[gr8dayseth]

hmm this is pretty fishy imma need a source tony

[hodot]

hmm this is pretty fishy imma need a source tony

haha sheeeeit

[plad101]

hmm this is pretty fishy imma need a source tony

Sources just water down the story, your better without one.

[Path]

clearly a fake; billets dont work underater

[Swholli]

Honestly this is some pretty biting satire and I don't know what to do with it.

[Planr]

fake no pine tree

[Maxwell.]

google url

this is a loving kid crawling through a tunnel at an aquarium

[Merp]

were any of the sharks shot

[plad101]

http://maijasmommymoments.com/five-things-i-did-wrong-at-ripleys-aquarium-in-toronto/

this is a loving kid crawling through a tunnel at an aquarium

My sources tell me that your source isn't true.

[gr8dayseth]

were any of the sharks shot

yes all of them

[Merp]

yes all of them

NO

[Planr]

My sources tell me that your source isn't true.

my source tells me you have a tapeworm in your intestines named uncle bourbon

[plad101]

my source tells me you have a tapeworm in your intestines named uncle bourbon

Yes, he lives in my singing pipes.