imagine if the forum's events relate to irl

[Red Spy]

"Badspot was told someone was posting research. His reaction will shock you!"

[Ad Bot]

[Freek]

Freek's affair with Milk Queen under investigation

nice try press
you'll never find out who it was with

[gr8dayseth]

nice try press
you'll never find out who it was with

maxwell

[XR-7]

maxwell

Wh-

Maxwell is mine. Freek did not...

Call a jury. I'm taking President Freek to court.

[Lego lad]

BREAKING NEWS: president on TRIAL! More at 6!

[Timestamp]

Man Explains Top 10 Reasons to forget Aliens

[Magus]

I'd be a real King of Arms with actual heraldic authority!

[tber123]

"Blockland Forumer holds wasp hostage"

"Man found guilty of having 10 separate keys"

"Scandalous rumors begin to spread about Badspot having an alternative website unknown to the public"

"Badspot finally changes his old Khan avatar to a Judge Dredd one"

"THE END IS NEAR: 'Version 21' update kills off maps, entire community divided"

"Mass stuffposting at Club AoT leaves 20 banned"

[Path]

President Freek denied $10M bail under recent scandal

[Legodude77]

"Top 10 Tips to help you not get banned!"

[Meta_KnightX]

Child abandons Forum Waiting Room - meets up years later (amazing story)

Click bait

[Flamecannon]

You won't BELIEVE what this one man had to say to Badspot! Scandalous emails reveal the HOT SCOOP!

Young People Yell at Cloud - The forums are down yet again!

10 HOT reasons why shaders are so hip with the young folk!

Steam Integration: Should we ban immigrants from Steam?

BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL MAN CUTS HIS GENITALS WHILE PERUSING A TUNA JAR, NEARLY BLEEDS TO DEATH - WHAT HE SAYS WILL SHOCK YOU! MORE AT 11!

[BassCrossMegaman1]

BREAKING: Maps illegalized, "Bring Maps Back" movement gets nothing done as more people make Kompressor memes

[Nickpb 3.0]

I like trains

[hotremox]

nvm