Poisonville: Chapter 1 Act 12

[Grieg Kaun]

cooperate, but come up with an elaborate plan that includes stealing his weapon

[Ad Bot]

[Marios]

Well, you don't stand a chance against that guy with a melee, so all you can do is follow him in the truck.

[Refticus]

offer to suck his richard

[NotBomberguy]

take the cyanide in the bottle after viciously spewing stuff everywhere and sucking his richard

[d]

I warned you all about this. The ending is going to be disappointing. You should have just accepted your fate.

[tber123]

Well, you don't stand a chance against that guy with a melee, so all you can do is follow him in the truck.

This.

Also, is Posionville a reference to Kingpin: Life of Crime?

[gebenuwell]

You go into the truck.


..not before offering to suck his richard.
You walk up to the thug.



You offer to suck his richard.



This was a fatal mistake. You are instantly shot in the chest. As everything fades away, you hear him say: "I don't get paid enough for this bullstuff."
But alas; it was all an act of your imagination! You take note of this moment and remember to never offer to suck this man's richard again.

You climb into the truck.




Yet again, you meet your mortal enemy. The cold. At least there is a sleeping bag.
While in the truck, you realize how this man is better than you in almost every way, including how powerful he is. He is armed with a shotgun. You are armed with a water bottle. This isn't good. You decide to plan a way; to obtain his firearm. But how? Before you have any time to think, you can hear the engine of the truck groan. The truck starts to move.
Now is the time to think of a plan to deceive the thug, and steal his shotgun.



YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 3/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Think of a plan to take this man's firearm.

This.

Also, is Posionville a reference to Kingpin: Life of Crime?

yes

[tber123]

Comply with him at first and earn his trust, I guess. When he goes to sleep, steal his gun and blow him away.

[LuigiBoi]

Maybe try to escape the truck.

[NotBomberguy]

jack off and leave

[Space1255]

Maybe try to escape the truck.

[gebenuwell]

You're now in the truck. It drives for a long, time.
You decide to leave the truck, even though it is still moving. Not before deciding to polish your rifle.
You look at your glorious creation.



Now, it is time to jump out!



This was not a good idea. The truck is still moving, and you fall flat on your face, with the skin ON your face scraping on the asphalt. It stings, and the fact that you're on burning asphalt doesn't make it any better.




You stand up, and look around.
You see some people doing some sick tru slav squats.



You look to your left, and see a woman fiddling around with a vending machine.



Your face stings. You can feel the meaty flesh on your cheeks, burning. The pain is unbearable. You should probably get some bandages.


YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 3/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Obtain bandages

[Refticus]

use your money as bandages

[NotBomberguy]

carve your stuff to look like various weapons and a carrot

[gebenuwell]

You take out one of the many dollars in the wad of cash.
Maybe this will suffice as a bandage?



It doesn't. It doesn't stick onto your face, and your face is still bleeding.

Maybe this convenience store will have some! Or at least some adhesive to make the dollar stick onto your face.





You enter the store. It looks pretty promising so far.

There's also a certain voice in your head. It tells you to do something. You stop listening to it.
Although carving your stuff to look like a weapon sounds promising.
You hope this voice means your current items, and not your feces.

You make a knife out of 16 100$ dollar bills.




YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 5/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Obtain bandages or adhesive in the store