Author Topic: Poisonville: Chapter 1 Act 12  (Read 7094 times)


engage ass rockets using stuff and piss and fly away

« Last Edit: June 23, 2016, 10:47:06 PM by SuperSuit12 »

How about you tell him that it was self defence and if he arrests you sue him

or do anything to do with pooping yoself
override this and engage stuff rockets

How about you tell him that it was self defence and if he arrests you sue him

You get on the ground. That's what he wanted you to do, right?



On the ground, idea's flood into your brain. Maybe punching him in the testicles will show him who's boss. Maybe telling him it was self defense will do you some good.
That sounds the safest. You decide to do this. You don't want to mess with someone who is armed with a loaded rifle, right??

You tell him it was self defense!
The cop stops for a while, and observes the scene.



It seems that these slav squatters were drunk, based on the presence of multiple alcoholic drinks.



He nods his head, and walks to his car. While waddling to the automobile, he reports "10-87" to his radio.

You decide to throw your feces at his vehicle, even though it is driving away.



Does it hit his vehicle? You don't know; a truck drives by the second you throw it.

Wait a minute... you did defecate yourself a while ago, right? One of the many voices in your head questions you about this.



Wow! You did! You did it, but you didn't even remember doing so! Weird.

One of these voices suggest stuffting yourself out of the area. This idea sounds impossible. You decide not to do this.



...although, it's worth a shot, right?

You squat.




You fire.



Uh oh. That doesn't look safe.

What also isn't safe, is the gigantic glob of sweat that has just dripped down from your face!



In fact, do you wonder if it is safe? What isn't safe is the fact that the intense heat is lurking around your body, the sweat that surrounds your body when you try to run away from it.

This isn't good. You hated the cold, and now you hate this heat. You want to get away from it; maybe you should get to an area that is cooler...
But how? You do not have an automobile, and walking to a cooler place will take forever!
This heat is practically killing you. You feel weaker, as if you are going to collapse.

As you ponder all the ways you can get out of this desert, empty of civilization, a man in a scooter drives by, and parks it by the store.



An opportunity is revealing, and it is knocking on your door. Will you let it in?



YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of the area, and get to a colder, or cooler place


don't forget to credit me as counselor. also btw there's an easter egg in one of the screenshots.

Take the scooter and drive to this place called "de_italy" I heard it has air conditioners in every building.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2016, 09:38:36 PM by ?Sir Info? 2 »

Jack the scooter and drive off

Taking the scooter seems like the only sensible thing to do in this situation, right???
You take it.



After driving for a while, the gas empties and your scooter's life perishes.



The intense heat makes your vision foggy. At least the non-stop wind from the ride cooled you down.

A bullet whizzes by your head. Where did it come from? You look to your right.



This doesn't look too good.



YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: What do you do?????


quick do the wolololo squat with the stuffting and pissing part

Holy stuff Geben you're alive

OT: Run, Forrest, run.

bump
i rlly want more things to do to make an update worthy

Blame the Off Topic Spam threads for stealing all the attention and posts.

You do that wololllolol thing. How does it go again?



It doesn't matter now. Your intense squatting skills distracted and caused a scooter to crash into the car, killing probably both of the thugs. One of the hooligans were lucky to evade the crash. Although you have no more poop in your body to stuff out.



The wreckage mildly pleases you.

Not for long, however. One of the thugs was fast enough to confront you with a rifle.



You stop for a moment and think; what should you do?



YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: What do you do??????????