Poisonville: Chapter 1 Act 12

[NotBomberguy]

no you idiot I said feces not your items

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[gebenuwell]

no you idiot

was that necessary
bump

[tber123]

Buy bandages and medkits

[Refticus]

question if you were part of the mindhive project

[gebenuwell]

You purchase some medkits with bandages with a 100 dollar bill that looks suspiciously like a 1 dollar bill.



You apply one of the bandages to your face. It hurts less now.

You think about something called "MindHive." You don't know what it is, but are you a part of it? Have you participated in it? How can you participate in something you don't even know about?

After roaming around outside, thinking about this question that has been nailed to your mind; you get mugged by the people who were doing slav squats.



They want all of your money. However, your mom told you that money is very valuable. You aren't going to let go of your money this easily, right?


YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation

[Klocko¹]

Bend your chin down to protect your neck while maintaining eye contact.

Bring your hands up while looking at the muggers in their eyes and say "I don't want no trouble, ya here?"

Slightly bend your knees while flexing your traps and core.

Slowly begin chanting "wolowolowolo" under your breath. By this point the muggers will be visibly shaken.
Begin chanting louder and faster, while swaying side to side.

Loosen your facial, sphincter and legal muscles, while letting your eyes roll to the back of your head.

At this point you should be chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs while visibly stuffting and pissing yourself.
Everyone within a 10 mile radius will feel a terrifying presence in their soul.
Marvel as you ascend to your planar form.

[Kidalex90]

stab em both

[Refticus]

squat with them, then

Bend your chin down to protect your neck while maintaining eye contact.

Bring your hands up while looking at the muggers in their eyes and say "I don't want no trouble, ya here?"

Slightly bend your knees while flexing your traps and core.

Slowly begin chanting "wolowolowolo" under your breath. By this point the muggers will be visibly shaken.
Begin chanting louder and faster, while swaying side to side.

Loosen your facial, sphincter and legal muscles, while letting your eyes roll to the back of your head.

At this point you should be chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs while visibly stuffting and pissing yourself.
Everyone within a 10 mile radius will feel a terrifying presence in their soul.
Marvel as you ascend to your planar form.

[tber123]

Stun the first guy with a water bottle, then stab the second guy and loot his gun
Proceed to kneecap the first guy several times before executing him with a bullet to the throat

[bigcapitalbaka]

Stun the first guy with a water bottle, then stab the second guy and loot his gun
Proceed to kneecap the first guy several times before executing him with a bullet to the knee

[gebenuwell]

You decide to squad.



Suddenly, you are met with an idea. Probably an idea; maybe a prophecy. Maybe a legend.


oops i forgot the thing in the top right corner

This legend; it shines it's light at you. You feel great.

Everything makes sense now. You now have the perfect plan. You bring your chin down.



You maintain eye contact, bring up your hands, and say you don't want any trouble.

You feel your body.



You bend. You flex.

You feel excellent.

You start to chant "wolowolowolo." You don't know what it means.

Now for your attack. You leap at the thug, and whap him in the jaw.



You feel perfect.

This gives you enough time to stab the other mugger. But where? So many choices. So many options. The most lethal area is the head, and the head speaks to you the loudest.
You lunge to his head, and insert your money knife directly into it.



You chant louder.
You feel legendary.

He falls to the ground. Clearly, you have perished this foe.



The other thug is still fighting back. He is going to hurl a box of beer at you.

You decide to retaliate.


You aim.



You shoot in the knee. Maybe the knee? Everything happens so fast, you are left clueless.
The box of beer falls and completely crushes the foe's left leg.
You feel astounding.

With the final bullet left in the magazine, you shoot him in the throat.



You look at your glorious creation.

You feel extraordinary.



You look to your right. A nearby police officer sees this shocking event, and aims his rifle at you.




He wants you to get on the ground.


YOU:
Health: 000000
Strength: 000000
Sanity: 000000

INVENTORY: 8/16
Standard Clothes (Equipped)
Bottle of water (Full)
Wad of 100 $ Bills
Blood-soaked dollar bill
Bloody Money Knife
3 Medkits
Bandage (Equipped)
Beretta M9 (Empty)

Primary Objective: Leave the district
Secondary Objective: Get out of this sticky situation again

[SuperSuit12]

Do not do anything stupid... And...
WHATEVER YOU DO.
DO NOT.
SHOOT.
THE COP.
also what does act 8 mean is that just the number of times you've updated it?

[Refticus]

SHOOT.
THE COP.

[tber123]

Get down on the ground and sucker punch his testicles when he gets close

[Klocko¹]

visibly stuffting and pissing yourself.

Throw the stuff at the officer like a monkey,
then stuff-blast your way out of there.