fathers day is coming up

[gr8dayseth]

fathers day gift can be a punch to the face

or even better
a dagger to the throat while you watch the last bits of his life escape from his cold dead eyes

or you could give him a card or something

[Ad Bot]

[Ceist]

Except these corporation days really pressure people into buying stuff.

I would hate Father's day if I ever became a father. If I ever got a tie for father's day I'll hang myself with it.

we can only hope.

[Nikki]

I'm actually going to treat my dad to breakfast with my own hard earned cash. Feels good. B)