Author Topic: [BLOCKADE BUSTERS 2] - Update 7 - ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS  (Read 9575 times)

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« Last Edit: July 10, 2016, 09:38:15 AM by mattsos »


revive a few people for the cost of my life
how the forget did my chainsaw deal no damage
« Last Edit: July 09, 2016, 07:53:06 PM by }]Crazy[{ »


Proceed to Drink an Entire AK47 and Dual Wield two Bottles of Vodka, then Get the Wall Incredibly Drunk.

Bump

Any progress on this still?

« Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 06:30:10 AM by Cybertails1998 »

the campfire was my action by the way :^(
fixed!
UPDATE 7

REDCONER:
ARISE! - PLAD101 summons several cans of pringles into Hell, allowing you to make a drill out of them and drill your way back up to the surface!  And you've come prepared...
TABLESALT:
ARISE! - You try to explore the area during your "timeout", only to watch STARTACKER grab your ghost and physically force it back into your body, getting you back on your feet!
THE MURDEROUS COP:
ARISE! - FAILBROS2 runs in, rummages through his medkit, pulls out two large defibrillators, and promptly blasts your lifeless body with a shock comparable to a thunderbolt, waking you back up!
TUDORELEU:
HEADS! - You jump back up and strike a pose as if you weren't dead on the ground a few seconds ago, prompting multiple people to call bullstuff. (myself included what the forget)
REFTICUS:
TAILS! - You fail to resurrect yourself.  Your corpse is carefuly placed underground.
THEMRDOORS:
HEADS! - You wake up with a splitting headache, wondering what happened just now...  only to turn around and witness the sheer amount of wreckage you left in your wake.
LEGODUDE77:
HEADS! - You inexplicably appear right next to THEMRDOORS and TUDORELEU as you strike an intimidating pose, seemingly completely unscathed.
SUPERSTARXALIEN169:
HEADS! - You smuggle a speedkart into the afterlife and attempt to roadkill Death itself, the impact sending you flying upwards at mach 5, right back into the realm of the living!
MR QUEEBA:
HEADS! - You walk in next to the cannon you shot yourself out of, and put your helmet back on, getting thunderous applause from the audience.
CRITAWAKETS:
TAILS! - You keep trying to get your smoldering bones together long enough to resurrect, with little success.  This sucks!
KIDALEX90:
ARISE! - Congratulations!  You've won the lottery!  CRAZY has elected to revive a random person, causing you to rise from the dead and live again!

NICEPOINT:
5 - You take out the horn of winter, and let loose a loud, booming, bone-chilling noise that could flash-freeze the entirety of Hell - giving the WALL a nice coat of insidious, slowly melting ice.
TBER123:
6
4+2
- You enlist BREADFISH and SPACE1255 to join you as you unleah your most powerful slap-chopping on the WALL, giving it a nice coat of cracks and causing rubble to fall from above.  Both of your friends get spooked and run away as you get brained by a falling brick.  RIP IN PIZZA
XR-7:
4 - You offer the WALL a bottle of fine beer.  After not getting any response, you turn your beer into a Molotov roostertail and give the WALL another offer, spreading broken glass and burning alcohol all over it.
SHINYARCEUS4:
6 - You brandish an awe-inspiring, ancient artifact from an assault long past, angling it straight at the WALL and screaming a cheesy heartfelt, menacing one-liner as you unleash the amulet's raw power upon your target.  As an earth-shaking barrage of magical explosions bombards the WALL, the sheer power of your weapon consumes you as ammo, forcing you to join CRITAWAKERS' Cool Burned Skeleton Club.  The artifact, no longer being fired by a living person, clatters to the ground as your bones follow.  GAME OVER! CONTINUE?
JARELASH:
1 - You try to get way too intimate and personal with the WALL, getting uncomfortably close... and then immediately stagger away as you're hit by falling rubble from SHINYARCEUS4's attack.
KONGO:
3 - You put a door on the wall, putting all your faith in cartoon physics.  However, as you open the door, you're hit by a startling revelation: your new doorway is completely walled off for some baffling reason!
REDCONER:
1 - After quite literally drilling out of Hell just seconds ago, you salvage your Pringle drill for empty cans to throw at the WALL.  However, your salvaging takes you far too long: a hellhound follows you through the tunnel, painfully bites into your leg and drags you back into the underworld as the tunnel collapses behind it.  NO ESCAPE
NOTBOMBERGUY:
6 - You run up close to the wall with a mic and engage the WALL in the fiercest rap battle ever seen, quite literally spitting fire as you rapidly torch its surface.  The WALL responds to your blazing hot rap skills by pelting you with bricks and shrapnel from above.
BLOOKIRBY:
3 - You attempt to drink from your AK-47, immediately brandish two bottles of vodka and douse the WALL with them in an effort to get it as drunk as possible...


PLAYERS
NICEPOINT:
KIDALEX90:
LEGODUDE77:
THE MURDEROUS COP:
TBER123:
CLOWNFISH:
FAILBROS2:
MERP:
THEMRDOORS:
TUDORELEU:
REFTICUS:
SPACE1255:
MR QUEEBA:
RACCOONNEER1214:
PLAD101:
REDCONER:
HOTREMOX:
SUPERSTARXALIEN169:
CRITAWAKETS:
POTATOH:
BLOOKIRBY:
CLOWNFISH:
TABLESALT:
NOTBOMBERGUY:
KONGO:
XR-7:
CRAZY:
RABBOT32:
NIBLIC:
KRISTOB:
MR NOOBLER:
STARTACKER:
SHINYARCEUS4:
JARELASH:


WALL: 79.57%
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danger: extreme


TIP: To destroy the WALL, attack it until it dies!



revive redconer and merp with a can of pringles

Revive Tber123 using the power of money.

Go in a dual-wielded frenzy while mounting my SpeedKart, and explode when I get right near the WALL.

Destructo Wand the wall