Okay, so say you're a kid and a squid, probably in grade school, right? You're sitting at le lunch table having le hearty school breakfast of french toast sticks, hash browns (the patties you pleb) and chocolate milk with a side of maple syrup. You start off your lunch by opening your milk, taking a sip, and dipping a stick into your syrup just like everyone else. Just then, a brilliant idea comes to mind. Why not dip the hash browns in syrup too? So you do that. As soon as you pick up that hashbrown and head for the syrup, a dozen children are eyeballing you. "The absolute madman..." they must be thinking to themselves. Of course you are unaware. You dip it in the syrup and take a bite out of it. You then come to the realization that like... half the table is staring at you and proudly voicing their disgust by shouting "Eeeewwwww!" and "Gross!". You blankly stare back at them in astonishment of how loving STUPID THEY ARE BECAUSE YOU'RE LITERALLY EATING EVERYTHING ON THAT PLATE TOGETHER AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DIP IN THE SYRUP.
tfw this is me in elementary
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