No Man's Sky Official Megathread

[espio100]

Lmao

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[Shift Kitty]

i'd like to believe that nobody that actually has a career as a journalist is that stupid.

I'm glad you believe so.

But after a year or so of suffering through being a tumblr user

you'd be surprised.

[Office-Pirate]

[Shift Kitty]

Thanks.

[Poliwhirl]

its jezebel. they dont believe anything they're writing, they just want to elicit this kind of reaction from people

[IkeTheGeneric]

its jezebel. they dont believe anything they're writing, they just want to elicit this kind of reaction from people

Pretty much this, they'll test the waters with a ridiculous statement and then if anyone seriously responds, they'll backtrack and say they were 'expecting this kind of response', and then they win because they have material to work with for a week.

It's practically stuffty journalism 101

[LeisureSuit912]

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Kill me.

please tell me this is satire

[Superbro11]

Woman
Woman
MAN

[Juncoph]

why not no mer's sky huh what about the elves

[Poliwhirl]

think about it this way: jezebel is to journalism what lord tony is to the blockland forums

[cooldawson3]

think about it this way: jezebel is to journalism what lord tony is to the blockland forums

This is some next-level stuff right here

[McZealot]

I mean, as funny as it would be if it's real, I'm pretty sure it's a poorly executed joke article. Jezebel has never published video games reviews, lol. The problem they didn't see is that they are already so ridiculous it's impossible to tell when they are joking.

[JumboMuffin]

they should get all radical feminists to live in the same apartment block and recreate 9/11

[TristanLuigi]

think about it this way: jezebel is to journalism what lord tony is to the blockland forums

i don't know
this forum seems to be getting closer and closer to him

[beachbum111111]

Jezebel could be worse...

...They could be Salon..