Strange Thread but recently i found red in my semen, im worried

[kongo]

im not sure what excuse other than "i was fapping and i came and found red in my cum mom could you call the doctor?", i recently thought of saying that i woke up in the morning and i found white and red in my underwear.

you act like your mom doesn't already assume you jack off

if she doesn't i can only assume she's a loon

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[Superbro11]

you act like your mom doesn't already assume you jack off

if she doesn't i can only assume she's a loon

doesn't know that i do. i don't make it obvious

[Shazoo]

i found white and red in my underwear.

no need to worry, it's just your inner freedom coming out a week late

god bless america <3

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Guys, seriously please.
im not sure what excuse other than "i was fapping and i came and found red in my cum mom could you call the doctor?", i recently thought of saying that i woke up in the morning and i found white and red in my underwear.

my mom's caught me before
unless your mother cares about the bible more than you she probably wont be bothered much by it
boys will be boys and all that

i don't make it obvious

trust me mate you dont

[Foxscotch]

doesn't know that i do.

haha

[Red Spy]

doesn't know that i do. i don't make it obvious

Keep telling yourself that

[kongo]

doesn't know that i do. i don't make it obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJD-gVBbkf0

[Superbro11]

srsly, she really does not know and will kick my ass if she found out
but please back on topic.
there was a entrepreneur le on it 2 weeks ago and im thinking that caused it?

[Space1255]

It might just be inflammation. Same thing happened to me a year or two back.

[Superbro11]

It might just be inflammation. Same thing happened to me a year or two back.

looked it up, thats reassuring. i heard stuff like cancer causes it and even worse, which made me worried.
Thanks man

[Space1255]

looked it up, thats reassuring. i heard stuff like cancer causes it.
Thanks

(Edited)
Dont get too relaxed though, I'm saying it /might/ be. Just relax your babymaker for a little bit and go at it again in a few days to see if it calmed down. If it didn't, relax it a bit longer and try again. If it's still red get to the doctor ASAP.
And check the storage units for lumps.

[The Murderous Cop]

looked it up, thats reassuring. i heard stuff like cancer causes it.
Thanks

have you recently checked yourself for webMD syndrome

[Red Spy]

srsly, she really does not know and will kick my ass if she found out

Is she uber-religious

[Superbro11]

Is she uber-religious

No, but she told me that if i masturbate she would kick my ass a year ago

have you recently checked yourself for webMD syndrome

no, i got that information from looking it up

[Red Spy]

No, but she told me that if i masturbate she would kick my ass a year ago

Why