Author Topic: The evil genie (Read 19218 times)

GrapeJellyToastMan · July 26, 2016, 05:14:08 PM

you get one wish

I wish for a high quality built pc

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Torin · July 27, 2016, 02:09:31 AM

you get alienware

i wish i could do whatever i wanted and get away with it

Refticus · July 27, 2016, 02:10:58 AM

granted, but everytime you finish doing a thing you have to tell people that it was a prank (bro).

i wish for more wishes.

otto-san · July 27, 2016, 02:21:28 AM

granted, but they can only be related to the "now you see me" movie series and/or neil degrasse tyson

give me the licenses to all intellectual property of any and all individuals and organizations for the express purpose of creating one definitive "Super Entertainment Corporation"

failbros2 · July 29, 2016, 04:53:31 PM

granted but you get sued by the past owners of the property

i wish for keemstar to get swatted

TheMrDoors · August 03, 2016, 08:58:23 AM

jeez this topic has been down for a while

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granted, but you get swatted as well

i wish for taxes to get removed

Sebi · August 03, 2016, 09:01:47 AM

granted, but now you don't get a house

i wish for an arcade machine

Space1255 · August 03, 2016, 10:11:00 AM

It's haunted and you're now in a really stuffty creepy pasta.

I wish to do truly nothing

Blue Screen · August 03, 2016, 05:50:58 PM

granted, but [penny copypasta here]

i wish for a crowbar

�l��kf�ce · August 03, 2016, 06:10:19 PM

it is thrown at you and you die

i wish for a blue powerade

Lego lad · August 03, 2016, 07:36:13 PM

you get a powerade bottle painted blue

i wish for a dino that wont hurt me

TheMrDoors · August 03, 2016, 08:30:16 PM

granted, but he attacks everyone but you, including your friends and family

i wish for a condom

Nix the Glaceon · August 03, 2016, 08:33:16 PM

it has a hole in it and it's already used
i wish to get crushed by a giant spiked ball of metal

Redconer · August 04, 2016, 02:01:59 PM

You end up crushing the ball.

I wish my muscles aren't sore.

WaterOre · August 04, 2016, 02:04:44 PM

your muscles are now gone.

I wish I didn't have to do homework over the summer.