The evil genie

[TheMrDoors]

i wish for a huge black rooster in your tiny ass

[Ad Bot]

[kongo]

i wish for a huge black rooster in your tiny ass

your richard perfects it's imitation of a scared turtle and never comes back out for not granting blouk's wish

you get the black sea you monday

i wish that my tablet had a nvidia graphics card instead of integrated graphics

the graphics card is slightly too big to fit inside the tablet

i wish for total domination of planet earth

[Merp]

the graphics card is slightly too big to fit inside the tablet

i wish for total domination of planet earth

your minions are sharks

I wish that FNAF and Undertale didn't exist

[startacker]

Granted, but they've been replaced by something worse

I wish for inspiration

[kongo]

you're inspired to do nothing

i wish for a filet knife

[Metalliku]

Granted but it cuts nothing

I wish i could have a Wii U

[Lego lad]

granted but theres a wasp nest in it

I wish people would pay the pun tax

[kongo]

granted, but but the tax only applies to puns made by yourself


i wish for it to be autumn

[TheKid]

sorry, it's fall.

i wish for a single salted nut

[Meta_KnightX]

Granted, but your graphics card is at the low ends. I'm stupid.
Granted, but actually a quadrillion's pile on you

I wish my PC could handle Cemu (btw Wii U emulator) at 60 fps

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted, but your computer emits so much energy doing so that it would have the same heat output as the sun and thus will burn you.

I wish for the genie to die.

[Lego lad]

sry ur out of wishes

i wish bl had more players

[foulprairiedog]

Granted, but all the new players are tiny children and foreigners that don't speak English. They haven't played the tutorial, either.

I wish my anime husbando was real.

[SubDaWoofer]

You get aw body pillow.
I wish I could program for stuff.

[Redconer]

You can only program a dookie.

I wish I can have as many Pringles at any time.