I am home alone for an entire week [Day 2?] [STREAM off]

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Great idea
If you plan on doing this grab a bucket to piss and stuff in because you won't do alot of moving for the next few days

buy love toys off of Amazon and a stuff ton of lube
blast hentai/research at full volume and slide around the house butt naked with lube everywhere
start humping everything
clean the floor and repeat
when your parents come back throw away the love toys or hide them and clean everything super well
n-n-not like I've done this
« Last Edit: July 13, 2016, 10:43:07 PM by Metario »

practice sucking your own richard

buy love toys off of Amazon and a stuff ton of lube
blast hentai/research at full volume and slide around the house butt naked with lube everywhere
start humping everything
clean the floor and repeat
when your parents come back throw away the love toys or hide them and clean everything super well
n-n-not like I've done this
that or if your piss poor buy a glove and sponges and do this trick
http://badspot.us/Biodegrading-Counterpoint.html


RUN AWAY

RUN AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK

IF THEY ARE GONNA LEAVE YOU ALL BY YOURSELF THEN YOURE TOO GOOD FOR THEM SO LEAVE THEM FOREVER
MAYBE THAT GUY THAT SUCKED YOU richard BY MCDONALDS WILL TREAT YOU BEetTER THEN YOUR OWN stuffTY PARENTS

that or if your piss poor buy a glove and sponges and do this trick
http://badspot.us/Biodegrading-Counterpoint.html
also do this.


the movie reference went right over your head and now i feel much older than 21
Ik its home alone twat
leave subtle hints everywhere that a giant party may have taken place lol
yes yes
learn morse code
Learned this to communicate with my budy during exams
We couldnt understand eachother at all lmao
that or if your piss poor buy a glove and sponges and do this trick
http://badspot.us/Biodegrading-Counterpoint.html
Oh my god
I want this
no
I need this

Watch all 10 seasons of Futurama and cry while doing so over and over, while eating ice cream with your fingernails

break into your parents alcohol supply. just don't drink anything noticeable

Set up a fortune telling booth.

Throw a rager
Jack off
Repeat



Do camshows and earn some money.