because I was extremely drunk I’m sorry I won’t do it again sir
god why are you acting like a brat lmfao "im sorry sir" UGH
its a very safe guess to say ive been drunker than you, and you and everyone else knows that when youre stufffaced, you're still capable of making decisions and are in control of your body's movement (if only balance still held up lol). unless youre passed out.
its just a bad excuse, and i dont even understand why youre trying to make up an excuse for it in the first place, im not the police.
honestly, good for you that the girl was OK with it in the end, because a random tit grab could have gone in many different ways, most of them bad (and just asking is literally never bad unless youre afraid of hearing 'no'. which then, at least you could have still kept her on top of you)