Author Topic: my cat brought a live squirrel into the house and now i can't find the squirrel  (Read 7140 times)

you can get squirrel traps they look like oversized mouse traps
forget that im not paying money to get a piece of stuff squirrel out of my house thats what my cat is supposed to do

also did i mention that my cat literally hasn't hunted anything in YEARS and JUST NOW decided to loving bring a LIVE SQUIRREL INTO THE HOUSE IN THE 3 DAY TIME PERIOD THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE AT AND LITERAL MINUTES BEFORE A TORRENTIAL THUNDERSTORM SO I HAVE TO GO OUT IN THE loving RAIN AND BEG MY NEIGHBOURS TO HELP ME




forget

draw a line down the middle of the house, you each get a side

Nuke your house from orbit

your cat is too kind hearted to kill the squirrel... adorable but also incredibly inconvenient for you

your cat is too kind hearted to kill the squirrel... adorable but also incredibly inconvenient for you
nah he's a war machine, i'm just paying him to bring in live squirrels

Holy stuff I knew some cats brought in dead animals in their mouths, leaving them in the house for the owners to clean up, but I never thought they'd bring in a whole living animal


jesus christ why would your cat do this

i thought they killed rodents and ate them not pick them up live and move them around
regardless this is hilarious; let us know the results
Holy stuff I knew some cats brought in dead animals in their mouths, leaving them in the house for the owners to clean up, but I never thought they'd bring in a whole living animal
Cats can be notoriously bad for catching small animals and just playing with them before they kill them.

My cats have brought in tens of live birds, rabbits, moles, voles and other fluffy things.
I think typically they always catch, play, then kill. When you find dead animals on your doorstep in the morning it's probably because the cat caught it at night, couldn't bring it in (closed doors/windows), played outside with it, got bored, then tore it apart.

Whereas in the day they catch, bring it in the house alive, start to play, get interrupted by humans/dogs and release it in the house.

My cat, who is at least 15 years old, caught a baby bird the other week.
She brought it in to our dining room and just swatted it around the wooden floor, like she was playing with a cat toy.
I just heard this repetetive hissing noise and thought it was someone using a garden hose until I came to investigate.


You need to close all your doors and windows, besides your back door.
Then go to a room, open the door, and try to shoo it out with a broom. Just prod in crevices and things until it gets scared and runs, then chase it out the backdoor.
If you're confident it isn't in a room, close the door, and try another. Go room by room, remembering to leave it no route except out.

You also probably don't want your cat to kill it inside, especially if you have carpet. There's a surprising amount of gore inside a small animal and it will make a smelly mess.


UPDATE: MY CAT ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER PLATES
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
forget YOU CAT

 How's the squirrel-hunt going?


forget squirrels. Literally the worst animal on the planet. I want them to all die.

You'll find it when your kitchen smells.

OKAY HOLY stuff I JUST HEARD A RUSTLE I THINK IT WAS THE SQUIRREL stuff IM GOING NOW

IF IM NOT BACK IN AN HOUR CALL FOR HELP

This topic cracks me up