what IS the krabby patty formula?

[Mr Man]

One bottle of molting lotion, take passport photo, get new safe (travel size)

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

op the old spongebobs are actually decent though

[c]

[WaterOre]

This cant be true

This, there aren't any plankton in the recipe.

[Killbot Alpha]

Holy forget, I was going to look up the episode/screencaps of what spongebob looks like now to compare to the old ones, and i FOUND SATAN HIMSELF:WHY WOULD PEOPLE MAKE THIS

[News]

Holy forget, I was going to look up the episode/screencaps of what spongebob looks like now to compare to the old ones, and i FOUND SATAN HIMSELF:[img width=500]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1RkptJyLDkE/maxres efault.jpg[/ img]WHY WOULD PEOPLE MAKE THIS

breath in
BOI

[Yosher]

Holy forget, I was going to look up the episode/screencaps of what spongebob looks like now to compare to the old ones, and i FOUND SATAN HIMSELF: - WHY WOULD PEOPLE MAKE THIS

[crazy54311]

-satan himself-

[Nonnel]

THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS

[Drydess]

bird

[Torin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
heres a tutorial

[plad101]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNDnYLYXprA

This video explains it all.

[danielmoya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA
Full explained there. You can even see the secret sauce used IRL and the burger used.

[Mysteroo]

Dude I was legit obsessed with figuring this out for years when I was younger

Lost my files tho

I had all sorts of info on it that I gathered, but one thing's for sure, it is NOT made of real stuff that you can whip up right now. Those stupid "official" recipes you find online annoy the snot out of me because they make no sense in the context of Spongebob. How fish gonna get their hands on beef?

shutup this was my childhood
even if it's absolute armpit dump now

[Killbot Alpha]

Oh my god guys I found the actual ACTUAL recipie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5th225wgsk