He is very obviously schizophrenic. Each one of these personalities, entities if you will, emerges at random. Each one is independently thinking, and they haven't a clue about each others existence.
Helena - A warm hearted soul, that has a special interest for feet and a loathing of pendulums.
Gikon - A douchebag who can't model/script. He is constantly whining due to the size of his snake.
Keal - A self-conscious son of a bitch. This guy wants people to blow to like him. Failing to gain the approval of various people on the internet, he has attempted to become an hero multiple times. Sadly he has failed.
I see only one way to end the rampage of stupidity that is rapidly taking over the drama section. Termination.