Author Topic: i no longer have a job, AMA (Read 3363 times)

Willco2 · August 05, 2016, 07:26:42 PM

Did you forget POOP again?

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Dreams_Of_Cheese · August 05, 2016, 07:36:57 PM

did you quit

Ipquarx · August 05, 2016, 08:08:35 PM

dammit guys why do you keep thinking i did stupid stuff and got fired :(

SBG · August 05, 2016, 08:10:51 PM

why do you no longer have a job?

sir dooble · August 05, 2016, 08:14:52 PM

You successfully developed a means for the job to be entirely automated, requiring minimal supervision which was in turn outsourced to cheaper labour, thereby saving the office significant costs but accidentally making yourself redundant in the process.

warble · August 05, 2016, 08:40:22 PM

were you not able to cover a shift and then got a no call no show?

gr8dayseth · August 05, 2016, 08:41:07 PM

did your workplace blow up

Ipquarx · August 05, 2016, 08:45:05 PM

Quote from: sir dooble on August 05, 2016, 08:14:52 PM

You successfully developed a means for the job to be entirely automated, requiring minimal supervision which was in turn outsourced to cheaper labour, thereby saving the office significant costs but accidentally making yourself redundant in the process.

that would be awesome but no

Quote from: warble on August 05, 2016, 08:40:22 PM

were you not able to cover a shift and then got a no call no show?

nope

Quote from: gr8dayseth on August 05, 2016, 08:41:07 PM

did your workplace blow up

deer god thank goodness no

sir dooble · August 05, 2016, 08:48:29 PM

Did you realise you never actually were employed, and your 'colleagues' just put up with you believing you to be someone on day-release who had nowhere else to go?

Glass Joe · August 05, 2016, 08:49:26 PM

what job do you plan to purchase next

Ipquarx · August 05, 2016, 08:50:14 PM

Quote from: sir dooble on August 05, 2016, 08:48:29 PM

Did you realise you never actually were employed, and your 'colleagues' just put up with you believing you to be someone on day-release who had nowhere else to go?

okay i may be crazy but i'm not THAT crazy
otherwise where did this $4000 in my bank account come from?

on second thought, don't answer that

Quote from: Glass Joe on August 05, 2016, 08:49:26 PM

what job do you plan to purchase next

the jobinator 6000 super edition�

gr8dayseth · August 05, 2016, 08:56:34 PM

Quote from: Ipquarx on August 05, 2016, 08:50:14 PM

otherwise where did this $4000 in my bank account come from?

on second thought, don't answer that

surprise you're a prostitute

beachbum111111 · August 05, 2016, 09:02:06 PM

Trudeau got mad that he didn't get enough taxmoney to pay for all the weed he smokes so he laid off everyone including you

sir dooble · August 05, 2016, 09:07:27 PM

Quote from: beachbum111111 on August 05, 2016, 09:02:06 PM

Trudeau got mad that he didn't get enough taxmoney to pay for all the weed he smokes so he laid off everyone including you

Being the best leader ever Trudeau actually told every Canadian that he'll personally cover their shifts for them for the rest of time.

joe411 · August 05, 2016, 09:18:33 PM

you got a better job offer