HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS!? You totally already saw my username under the thumbnail, but I'm gonna obnoxiously introduce myself anyway even though nobody gives a stuff, AND even though you also already saw in the title what game I was going to be playing, I'm also going to tell you that every time you watch me play!
Also, the way I'm going to talk throughout the video is going to be as if I'm actually conversing with you, even though that's loving stupid and impossible! I'll also ask you questions and suggest you leave answers in the comments, even though I couldn't possibly read all the things all you people say, and the top comments are always going to be "I'M SO EARLY, POP CULTURE REFERENCE"!
Be sure to like and subscribe, even though I've done everything I can to make myself into a screaming cursing carbon copy of PewDiePie and you might as well just watch him instead! Now I'm going to say my dumb catch phrase and like, backhand the camera or something weird in order to have at least a LITTLE shred of uniqueness among popular YouTubers!