ATTACK RESULTS
TableSalt: Rolled
2+1 (Assist +1)
You approach the Die of God flying through the air, but it flies away while RNJesus comes down from the sky to bitch-slap you.
SubDaWoofer blocks RNJesus and he returns to the skies.Shinyarceus4: Rolled
4You attempt a mortal wound on the tank by throwing bullets at it.
The bullets manage to scratch at the paint, dealing 41 damage!CRITAWAKETS: Rolled
2You place down a deflector shield generator and try to get it online, but
it whimpers pathetically and dies. Far in the distance, the CEO of ACME industries cackles maniacally.
Space1255: Rolled
4You create two copies of yourself! Unfortunately, when your clone tries to clone himself, his telomeres evaporate and he dies, leaving you with just one.
Your copy will perform the actions you do.Rabbot32: Rolled
4You whip out your speed dial and call for help. The Tank Brigade arrives! …or one of them does, anyways.
A Mark V. heavy tank has joined the party.Mr. Queeba: Rolled
6You try to fire a Micro-nuke, but accidentally load a Mini-nuke instead! It hits the tank, waking up any sleeping crew members and
dealing 121 damage! However, the blast of the Mini-nuke is bigger than the Micro-nuke and
you are caught in the explosion.JamesH: Rolled
6The Daemon Prince emerges from his slumber! However, he is upset at being woken up and
rips out your liver as punishment before you get him under your control.
Twix: Rolled
6You order a Rototank from Amazon Prime. They thank you for being an excellent customer and rush the delivery!
It will arrive next turn.Crazies alt: Rolled
4You attempt to do nothing even harder than last time. You feel Stalin’s spirit glaring at you for slacking off.
You do nothing anyways.Cromartini: Rolled
1You pull out a stone mask, but you look at it accidentally while taking it out and it
turns you into a tank. A fishtank, to be exact.
ADDITIONAL RESULTS
A spear with the mass of Rayo(100
100) kg arrives through an extradimensional portal at SubDaWoofer’s feet, but quickly sinks so far down it becomes one with the core of the Earth.
Just M2 finishes building his howitzer!
Landkreuzer P.1000 Ratte (incomplete)
HP: 2000/2000 (Armor: 838/1000)
The thousand-ton monster here to crush your hopes and dreams.
Except it isn’t quite finished yet…
You hear a deep clunking sound inside the Ratte as it loads its shells...
alright I'm gonna try to organize this loving mess
PLAYERS:tber123:
4/3Twix:
1/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3] Ordering Rototank, will arrive next turn
Mr Queeba:
2/3Cybertails1998:
cast into hellNotBomberGuy:
3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 1 turn leftMoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
3/3 Clone health:
3/3Rabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi:
3/3 cromartini:
2/3 Is a fishtank for a turn
kidplasma:
2/3crazies alt:
3/3eboyblue10:
1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer:
3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
2/3Potatoh:
2/3Notorious B.I.G:
2/3GrapeJellyToastMan:
3/3Man of Greenish:
3/3}]Crazy[{:
3/3 Somemong:
1/3Nix the Glaceon:
2/3Redconer:
2/3JamesH:
1/3 [Supernova Ready]Microsoft EDGE:
4/3Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob:
4/3Gojira:
3/3crazies alt:
2/3Rigel:
2/3ZeUberMedic:
plague'dMalleo100:
3/3TableSalt:
1/3Just M2:
3/3ALLIES:Mark. V Heavy:
3/3Daemon Prince:
3/3M2’s Howitzer:
3/3KV-2:
Destroyed by the PrecursorBUILDINGS:Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
3/3CRIT's Fortress:
Destroyed by the PrecursorMobile Command Center: Destroyed by the PrecursorGrapeJellyToastMan's
Compound:
Destroyed by the PrecursorCRITAWAKET's
P.S.V:
freaking blammed itself
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