Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[failbros2]

That forum game where you destroy tanks.

Thanks to Tuevon for making the logo

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Since the other forum games (like RNG dungeon and blockade busters 2)went down, I decided to make my own!
Tank Busters is about killing tanks! (sorry pompmaker2)
Number rolls:
1- ROCKET RIP
You fire a rocket that explodes in your face, killing you instantly.
2- MEH
The rocket lands 5 feet away from you. The blast slightly hurts you.
3- so close
The rocket is fired at the target but misses, dealing no damage to anyone.
4- DIRECT HIT
The rocket you fire hits the target and does what it does, dealing moderate damage.
5- KAPOW!
The rocket splits and deals more damage than before!
6- TANK KILLER
Your rocket fires, but the recoil of the shot hurts you but deals great damage.
Support your friend enough to get...
7- COMPLETELY OBLITERATED
Your friend helps you load a nuke into the gun. The attack kills you and hits your friend.
You each get 3 HP points, lose em all and you're dead! Roll a revive:
1-3=dead
4-6=alive
Let's begin!

Panzer 1

HP: 100/100

This light tank may be small but will bug you.

About Airstrikes

I'll start a poll to launch an airstrike. It happens every 3 enemies.
If it reaches yes, I'll roll:
1/3: airstrike failiure
4/6: hit
I'll come in with this airplane below:

The airstrike damage is randomized, and you can save future airstrikes for tougher enemies.
If the airstrike fails, don't worry, you can use it again next turn.

[Ad Bot]

[Hawt]

shoot it

[Bing2]

Fire a nuke that splits into smaller nukes which split into more small nukes which all split into mini tanks which fire nukes that split into more little nukes, repeat until target is completely annihilated

[tber123]

Drop some land mines

[Twix]

fire a nuke that does this

[NotBomberguy]

poke the panzer

[Mr Queeba]

fire a nuke that does this

assist

[Space1255]

I ram into it like a man

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Hawt: Rolled 2
You didn't know what to shoot at it with, so you shot a bullet at it.
Unfortunately for you, the bullet ricocheted off the armor and hit your knee, making you get injured.
Bing2: Rolled 5
I don't know how you did it, but you fired exponential nukes that shoot tanks. It dealt 81 damage!
tber123: Rolled 2
You set some landmines down, but one explodes as you placed it. It caused a chain reaction with the other mines too.
Twix: rolled 3
Mr Queeba helped you stuff the nuke that splits into 2 nukes that shoot super flak cannons that shoot flak cannons that shoot lasers and disco lights inside your launcher. Sadly, the rocket refused to fire.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 6
You touched the panzer lightly. Then, out of nowhere, your finger explodes, dealing 80 damage to the tank and blasting your hand! Everyone is surprised that you have the finger of Zeus.
Space1255: rolled 5
You charge at it, and hit it with the force of a bull, dealing 51 damage!
The tank explodes before everyone's eyes. We did it!
Next enemy:

Panzer III

HP: 300/300

Panzer I's older brother is PISSED.

Players:

Hawt: 2/3 HP

Bing2: 3/3 HP

tber123: 2/3 HP

Twix: 3/3 HP

NotBomberGuy: 2/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3 HP

Space1255: 3/3 HP

TIP: You can heal people and revive them without failure.

[eboyblue10]

throw panzer shrapnel at brother tank

[CRITAWAKETS]

Launch exploding sawblades at the tank.

[Rabbot32]

Hit it over the head with a piano.

[Space1255]

I continue to ram it.

[Hawt]

shoot it again

[MoltenKitten]

shoot it with a panzer ii