Poll

Which target should we engage?

the tank, i came here to bust tanks not brains
2 (11.1%)
lets kill those soldiers
4 (22.2%)
forget IT I WANT THE TANK AND SOLDIERS TOGETHER
12 (66.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)  (Read 136235 times)

Ow my fist.
I rub leaves on it to heal it I guess.

Attack Results

Space1255 smacked some weed to his fist, healing him up to 2/3 HP!
Potatoh: rolled 1
You threw hats at it. Turns out one of them was a buzzsaw. It bounced off the tank and beheaded you. sharp skills yo
NotBomberGuy: rolled 3
You drove by the Sherman, and fire the cannon. What's that? You don't have a gunner? Wow.
About the medpack drink, you drink it and get 2/3 HP.
Twix: rolled 6
Using your grenades, you throw 2 inside the barrel. The grenade caused a big explosion that dealt 97 damage but your other grenade bounced back and hit your legs, blowing them up.
Cybertails1998: rolled 5
Turns out you're a great kickboxer (minus the fists).
You gave the tank a nice roundhouse kick, and you bruised the tank by 50 damage.
CRITAWAKETS uses his Medkit, healing him up to 2/3 HP.
Hawt: Someone helped you! Get up!
Bing2 falcon punched near your body, allowing your soul to see the amazing punch, reviving you instantly!
Bing2: rolled 1
You felt good about reviving Hawt, so you falcon punched the tank. The fire (or electricity, depending on your perspective) burnt/shocked you, killing you instantly. your punch is HAWT
Rabbot32: rolled 2
That random person was you. You accidentally crashed into the ground, only to realize that you haven't healed yet, so you bleed out from the crash. WE NEED A MEDIC!

M4 Sherman
HP: 253/400
attacks every 2 turns, will attack next turn
Mass produced tank during WWII.
Players:
Hawt: 3/3
Bing2: a skeleton
NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3
tber123: 3/3
Twix: 2/3
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 1/3
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 1/3
Rabbot32: DED
TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 1/3
Potatoh: DED
NOTE: someone revive these people
« Last Edit: August 16, 2016, 11:48:18 PM by failbros2 »


eat the sherman and rip off critawaket's richard

sure sure I'm missing all of my flesh and muscle but who needs that anyways. Just put a band-aid on it, I'll be fine.
Also how did hawt die
« Last Edit: August 15, 2016, 11:18:28 PM by Bing2 »

About the medpack drink, you drink it and get 2/3 HP.
NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 1/3
2/3 HP my ass
what is this faulty chinese imitation stuff
set up a mobile garage

whip out a tesla coil and supercharge it in NotBomberguy's garage
« Last Edit: August 15, 2016, 11:33:48 PM by TristanLuigi »

loving hell i got riped
roll for revive

sure sure I'm missing all of my flesh and muscle but who needs that anyways. Just put a band-aid on it, I'll be fine.
Also how did hawt die
critawakets sucked the life out of hawt

i sometimes rush through making these, so thats why i mess up sometimes

critawakets sucked the life out of hawt
i think in order to repay him, crit should be forced to spend every turn reviving hawt until it succeeds

use glue to re-attach my legs



I give myself a shield barrier to block the first attack i get.