Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[tber123]

Plant some explosive charges on the tank while it's busy shooting everyone else

[Ad Bot]

[Man Of Greenish]

Uh? It's a slow ass tank, just go behind it and deal whatever damage I can.

[TristanLuigi]

Run to the hospital to patch myself up and defend it.

[Twix]

attempt to use a medkit

[Mr Queeba]

Fire a shotgun at it

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Mount everyone on the team on one part of the KV and use them as a target for the maus

[Space1255]

Punch

[failbros2]

expect update tommorow, ive been busy today

[JamesH]

Deploy a Crucio siege tank
AKA this:

Deploy it into siege mode and attack the maus

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Hawt: rolled 3
You try using energy to make another shield, but then it disappeared right when you were about to make it.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 1
"Ha, you call THAT a shield?" you said as you upgraded your shield. Actually, how can you upgrade it when its made of energy and has no power boxes or metal whatsoever on it? LOGIC.
tber123: rolled 6
You smack some explosive charges on the Maus. You run away to detonate them, dealing 86 damage. However, you forgot to apply one more to the tank, and that one blows off your leg.
Man Of Greenish: rolled 4
You walk over behind the tank, do some activities, and the tank is somehow damaged by 48.
TristianLuigi: rolled 6
You head to the hospital, patch yourself up, and guard it. If the tank attacks the hospital, you will soak up the damage.
Twix: rolled 1
You opened up your medkit. It's somehow empty.
Mr Queeba: rolled 4
*click click* You run in with your sawn off and pull the trigger, damaging the tank by 46.
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 2
You tried loading everyone in the KV-2. Too bad it only has space for 3 people.
Space1255: rolled 3
You punch the air.
JamesH: rolled 6
You deploy your siege tank and fire the cannon at the Maus, dealing 79 damage. But this game is about destroying tanks, right? So your tank explodes. You're still alive though.
BOSS ENEMY

Panzer VIII Maus

The tank designed to best ALL tanks.

HP: 373/1000

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage

The tank fires on...

Twix (DED NOW)

The Maus uses its heavy cannon to smash Twix to pieces. RIP

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3 (Garage HP: 3/3)

tber123: 2/3

Twix: DED

Mr Queeba: 2/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3 (Hospital HP: 3/3)

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

Man of Greenish: 2/3

}]Crazy[{: 2/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

JamesH: 2/3

[CRITAWAKETS]

Revive twix using an ancient spell that if you use too much power it summons a portal storm and possibly cause an apocalypse. Hey, its the best i could get.

[Redconer]

Hey, I'm gonna heal Crit.

[Space1255]

Oh stuff James is in this, don't want him stepping me up.
I put on a metal glove covered in oil and unleash a Blazing Punch (TM) on the tank.

[Twix]

Twix (DED NOW)

The Maus uses its heavy cannon to smash Twix to pieces. RIP

ow

[TristanLuigi]

Use a powerful, directed infrasound to rattle the tank's timbers