Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Cybertails1998]

Grab a speedkart and drive into the tank at max speed

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[NotBomberguy]

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[failbros2]

Attack Results

Cybertails1998: rolled 2
You drive full force into the Sherman. No helmet on. So you were forcefully launched in the air, while trying to soften the land with your broken fists. cue sad violin
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 4
CRITAWAKETS deploys a barrier to defend himself against an attack.
Juncoph: rolled 6
Pretty sure a stuka is a dive bomber, is it not? Anyways, you dove down and dropped a bomb, dealing 79 damage but your plane got bruised up and so did you.
Space1255: rolled 2
Thinking you were an Olympic thrower, you threw a nuke. It landed on your foot, luckily it didn't explode.
Twix: rolled 1
You tried gluing your legs back together. Instead, you got glue everywhere. Don't worry, rolling 1 or 2 for healing will NOT hurt you. The action will just fail.
Rabbot32: rolled 3 oops you failed
The elevator down to Earth takes so long. And you missed it. You tried to curse, but you can't curse in Heaven.
Foopster: rolled 5
So you jacked off. Then ur dong hit the tank and dealt 97 damage. balls of steel yo
But you left before everyone could be cheer for you.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 3
You whipped out your brick tool and started making a garage. Then you realized this is real life. Wow.
TristianLuigi: rolled 5
You tried to supercharge your tesla coil in a non existent garage. However, lightning struck it and dealt 76 damage to the tank.
Hawt: rolled 3
You tried ripping off CRIT's richard and tried eating the Sherman. You couldn't rip his richard off and the Sherman's made of tough steel.
Bing2: rolled 6! Get up!
Your skeleton put a bandage on itself. That bandage was actually an enchanted bandage from the mysterious past. It gave you back your own body!

M4 Sherman

HP: 1/400

attacks every 2 turns

The tank fires on...

Twix (-1 HP)

Twix gets his left arm run over by a tank.

Mass produced tank during WWII.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 1/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: DED

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 1/3

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: DED

[CRITAWAKETS]

I still have my health at 1/3 when its supposed to be 3/3.

Anyways, Try to kill the tank with an axe.

[TristanLuigi]

It's got one health left. Throw a ping-pong ball at it.

[tber123]

Slap the stuff out of Cybertails until he comes back from the dead

[Space1255]

I build up all the strength I can get into my right arm and punch the tank.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

NOTE: you can heal others and revive them without failing

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 5
You pulled out your trusty axe and chop at the tank, dealing 70 damage!
TristianLuigi: rolled 1
You throw the ping pong ball, only to see a paddle from the (already burning) Sherman appear out of nowhere, hitting you in the head. FATALITY
tber123: revived Cybertails1998
tber slapped Cybertails' dead body, until he finally wakes up after 200 slaps.
Space1255: rolled 1
You channel all your energy into your fist then fall over and die. How did you die? You put ALL of your energy in your arm and not your other body parts. click to respawn
The tank can't withstand it anymore, and explodes.
Next enemy:

KV-2

yes this was taken from pompmaker2's addons because other tank pics were terrible

HP: 600/600

attacks every 3 turns, deals 2 damage

Bunker bustin' Soviet tank.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 2/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 1/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: DED

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: DED

eboyblue: 3/3

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: DED

[Hawt]

i deploy a BIGGER barrier than critawakets and then try and eat the tank

[failbros2]

we got a discord boys
https://discord.gg/HGMeRHS

[TristanLuigi]

undie

[failbros2]

Will update tomorrow

[Juncoph]

roll to become stuka

[CRITAWAKETS]

I unload a clip of my Old School Rifle into the tank.

[tber123]

Revive potatoh by beating up his corpse with a first aid kit