Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[failbros2]

shoot critawakets

but why

[Ad Bot]

[failbros2]

we need more backup

[Space1255]

forget off tree. I get out of my tank to punch the Tiger, chanting various quotes from Frosted Flakes commercial. Once I finish my beat down, I hiss "That felt Grrrrrrrr-eat"

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Space1255: rolled 5
You transform into Tony the Tiger and deliver a massive punch that deals 55 damage! That attack was Grrrrrrrr-eat!
Hawt: rolled 3
You decide to shoot CRITAWAKETS. You aim at his head and pull the trigger, only to see that you just killed one of CRITAWAKETS' fighters.
Potatoh: rolled 3
You hug the Tiger I.
Bing2: rolled: 6
You take your heavy Spartan Laser cannon, charge it up, and fire it. The Tiger took 81 damage, but you lost your arms from the powerful shot.

MINIBOSS

Tiger I

HP: 374/500

attacks every 2 turns

Will attack NEXT TURN

Germany's badass tank. Better wonder what you have been doing all your life. nice pompmaker2 reference

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 1/3

NotBomberGuy: 3/3

tber123: 2/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: STILL DED

CRITAWAKETS: 1/3

NOTE: WE NEED ALL THE BACKUP WE NEED

[Space1255]

Now that I got a nice heaping bowl of Frosted Flakes, I shove one down Rabbot's throat, hoping it'll revive him.

[Rabbot32]

Get bored with the atheist afterlife and get back in the fight.
If am of the already revive, then attack the and see with bus-size carrot overheadhand to bliteroate the tankant.

[Cybertails1998]

>Run up to the tank and punch it several times

[Hawt]

go behind the tank and shoot the fuel tank

[Space1255]

Oh hey op you forgot to update its HP

[failbros2]

Oh hey op you forgot to update its HP

gonna fix now

[Bing2]

Ouchies, my arms
No problem, slap a band-aid on it

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Bing2 puts a bandage on his arms, effectively healing him to 2/3 HP.
Rabbot32: GET UP!
Space1255 shoves a Frosted Flakes bowl into your mouth, engergizing you and bringing you back to the fight!
attack rolled: 5
Okay, so you smashed it with a bus sized carrot, didn't you? That was effective. 63 damage.
Hawt: rolled 4
Bullets are good for penetrating. You went behind and shot it with a revolver, rupturing the gas tank and dealing 41 damage.
Cybertails1998: rolled 2
You punched the tank several times, breaking your fists while at it. Speaking of the tank, its unharmed.

MINIBOSS

Tiger I

HP: 374/500

attacks every 2 turns

Germany's badass tank. Better wonder what you have been doing all your life. nice pompmaker2 reference

The tank fires on...

Cybertails1998 (-1 HP)

Cybertails1998 gets a good taste of an 8.8 cm shell.

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 2/3

NotBomberGuy: 3/3

tber123: 2/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 1/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: STILL DED

CRITAWAKETS: 1/3

NOTE: someone heal your allies

[failbros2]

almost dead guys

[NotBomberguy]

hijack the tank

[Hawt]

Oh hey op you forgot to update its HP

eat a sandwich. i need to be able to fight with full health