Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Cybertails1998]

i don't even know if my bb2 thread can be revived or not jesus christ why am i such an irresponsible forget

Roll in with a pair of boxing gloves and pummel it

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[NotBomberguy]

stare at the panzer

[Bing2]

Throw bananas at it. Napalm bananas.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

NOTE: all of the rolls were done on https://www.RANDOM.ORG

eboyblue10: rolled 1
You threw a Panzer I piece at the tank. Turns out the flaming shrapnel caused you to burn until you're a spooky scary skeleton. u tried
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 2
Ya got your sawblade gun out. Then ya shot it at the tank. Then the buzzsaw explodes before launching, wounding your hand terribly.
Rabbot32: rolled 5
You called in a skycrane to drop a grand piano on the tank. You hear a satisfying PLUNK as the tank gets damaged by 56.
Space1255: rolled 5
Feeling pumped from your last charge, you did the same thing! This time it has the power of Harambe. It dealt 66 damage to the tank.
Hawt: rolled 5
You remembered that bullets ricochet, so you fired a rocket at it that hit it, dealing 59 damage.
MoltenKitten: rolled 3
You roll in with a Panzer II. Turns out you forgot to get shells with it.
Cybertails1998: rolled 3
You run into the battlefield, throwing punches at the tank. Turns out the tank was actually 10 feet away. Man, you were so close!
NotBomberGuy: rolled 1
You stare at the Panzer. You stared at it for 6 days, forgetting to drink water then dying of dehydration. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Bing2: rolled 2
You threw a napalm banana at it. A monkey appears out of nowhere, and eats the banana next to you. You got on fire but quickly jumped into a lake. Phew!

Panzer III

HP: 181/300

Panzer I's brother is PISSED.

Players:

Hawt: 2/3 HP

Bing2: 2/3 HP

NotBomberGuy: DED

tber123: 2/3 HP

Twix: 3/3 HP

Mr Queeba: 3/3 HP

Cybertails 1998: 3/3 HP

MoltenKitten: 3/3 HP

Space1255: 3/3 HP

Rabbot32: 3/3 HP

eboyblue10: DED

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 HP

TIP: Next enemy will be a miniboss...

[MoltenKitten]

Beat up my panzer ii's loader for forgetting the shells

and somehow have it hurt the pz iii

[NotBomberguy]

unkill self and resume staring

[Rabbot32]

Channel the edge of the 12-year-old /b/tards that think that they're hip because they use 4chan and swear into a knife and swing said knife at the tank.

[TristanLuigi]

Jump into the roosterpit to deal damage from within.

[CRITAWAKETS]

LAUNCH FIGHTERS.

AKA: Launch like 20 tiny fighters that sap the health of the tank.

[tber123]

Fire an anti-tank rifle

[Space1255]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM DOING
IM GONNA RAM AGAIN!!!

[failbros2]

Attack Results

NOTE: please ask others who have joined to reply

Space1255: rolled 2
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE-
Damn. You ran into a tree.
tber123: rolled 3
You pull out your anti tank rifle. *click.* Crap, you're out of ammo!
MoltenKitten: rolled 5
You smash the living hell out of your Panzer II, then somehow it fires 2 shells at once, dealing 53 damage!
NotBomberGuy: life rolled 5! Get up!
You stared at Satan until he got annoyed and finally brought you back.
attack rolled 4
You stare at the tank. Then part of it turns to stone. You then hammered the weak stone spot, dealing 35 damage. Don't forget that you drank water and ate a sandwich while you were at it.
Rabbot32: rolled 1
You tried to get the 4channers to give you energy, but they just think you're unskilled. Then you feel suicidal, swear into a knife, and throw it at your head. ur ded
TristanLuigi: rolled 3
You tried to enter the tank. The hatch was closed and is expertly locked.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 6
You launched the fighters. However, you managed to double the amount at the cost of getting sapped by 1. The tank sappers fly over to Panzer III, dealing 69 damage!

The tank explodes as CRITAWAKETS' mini fighters feast on the remains of the Panzer.

MINIBOSS

Tiger I

HP: 500/500

attacks every 2 turns

Germany's badass tank. Better wonder what you have been doing all your life. nice pompmaker2 reference

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 2/3

NotBomberGuy: 3/3

tber123: 2/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: DED

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue: STILL DED

CRITAWAKETS: 1/3

NOTE: there is no note. you'll need all the help you can get. so that's why...

About Airstrikes

I'll start a poll to launch an airstrike. It happens every 3 enemies.
If it reaches yes, I'll roll:
1/3: airstrike failiure
4/6: hit
I'll come in with this airplane below:

The airstrike damage is randomized, and you can save future airstrikes for tougher enemies.
If the airstrike fails, don't worry, you can use it again next turn.

[Bing2]

I pull out a Spartan Laser and shoot it

[Potatoh]

I hug the tiger tank

[Hawt]

shoot critawakets
it has to be done