Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

fire a ion cannon at the thing

[Ad Bot]

[Twix]

use the Amazon Prime Terminal^TM to order a mech.

[}]Crazy[{]

whip out my rocketlauncher and shoot

[Redconer]

Attack the tank with my unfortunate peashooter.

[Mr Noobler]

watch the fireworks

[NotBomberguy]

put dealership into the mobile command center
put finished tanks into the dealership

[failbros2]

Attack Results

TristianLuigi: rolled 6
You start pouring liquid gallium on the tank. It dissolves its armor by 86 but you put some on your hand on accident.
Rabbot32: rolled 4
You say that the Panzer 1 hates FnaF, so the fanboys and fangirls strike the tank wildly, dealing 57 damage. They failed to take the tank over though.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 6
You fire a fusion shot at the tank, dealing 77 damage, but part of your ship was destroyed prior to the shot.
Space1255: rolled 5
You throw your fist of justice at the tank, dealing 73 damage!
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 3
You take out an ion cannon, but you see a ghost. You shot it, and that ion was 1 shot. Well, crap. Better not get distracted.
Twix: ordering mech
Twix calls in for a mech! It will take 4 turns for it to arrive, as stated in the past.
}]Crazy[{: rolled 1
You aim your rocket launcher at the tank, only to realize that you are rising above the ground. Looks like you went to heaven. Your rocket exploded in your launcher, that's why.
Redconer: rolled 6
You take out your unfortunate peashooter and fire at the tank, somehow dealing 82 damage. Unfortunately, you somehow get hurt.
Mr Noobler: rolled 3
Where's the fireworks???
NotBomberGuy: rolled 2
You try to put a dealership into the command center, but it refuses to budge.
You guys heavily dented the tank!

Panzer 1 (MK2)

HP: 75/300 (Armor: 0/150)

attacks every turn, deals 1 dmg, hits 2 people (2 MG's on it yo!)

The tank shoots Juncoph and }]Crazy[{.

Panzer I is back, and is ready for more!

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3 (Leashing Cringe Army)

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 3/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 (has boiling veins)

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Dreadnought HP:2/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: DED

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 2/3

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Mech, 3 turns left

[Somemong]

I finish Panzer 1 MK2 with an energy ball

[tber123]

I grab a nearby passerby and shove him into a cannon before turning the passerby into a human cannonball

[eboyblue10]

give it a banana slamma

[Rabbot32]

Squint at the tank.

[NotBomberguy]

forget it just keep the tanks in the factory until someone wants them
scream at the tank

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Revive crazy by succin some dicc

[Space1255]

I scream this time while doing my

F I S T O F J U S T I C E
正義の拳

[CRITAWAKETS]

LAUNCH FIGHTERS

-1 HP on the dreadnought.