Pngu12970: Rolled 6You pull out a stick and against better judgement, go within poking distance of the spinning rotors. The stick somehow smites the rotors for 98 damage, but the spinning rotors sever your arm in the process -1 HPSpace1255: Equipped Boxing GlovesYou equip your boxing gloves. Having the Boxing Gloves equipped will increase your damage, but your rolls suffer a -1 unless someone assists.Redconer: Revived PotatohYou violently rape Potatoh's body with your long powerful pingles can. He magically returns to life! With a sore bum too.GrapeJellyToastMan: Rolled 1You attempt to rip the rocket launchers off the Apache. Unsuprisingly, the Apache rips you to shreds with it's chain guns before you can even get close. Did you really think it would be that easy?SubDaWoofer: Rolled 4You pull out the Golden Wrench and proceed to start smacking the Apache with it. You inflict 68 damage.CRITAWAKETS: Rolled 5You install a massive sun device in orbit, causing the suns rays to be amplified greatly! The Apache takes 79 damage.Rabbot32: Rolled 1You call in that one guy who likes to forget helicopters to do just that to the Apache. Unfortunately, you loveually identify as an attack helicopter, causing him to rape you. To death. That must have been a pain in the ASSTwix: Rolled 1You launch a Surface-to-air Missile. The Missile makes a U-turn and slams into you instead. I think that may have been a Surface-to-Twix Missile.Microsoft EDGE: Rolled 6I ingest a Mega Mushroom and try to crush it.
You ingest a mega mushroom, growing to massive size! You slam both of your giant hands down on the Apache, inflicting 89 damage, however the rotors severely cut your giant hands before you shrink.
AIR RAID
Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter
[MINIBOSS]
America's Badass Helicopter
The Apache Fires it's chain guns at Pngu12970, inflicting 1 damage.
An APKWS Rocket is launched! Impacting Redconer! Inflicting 2 damage.
Health: 800/800 Armor: 166/500
Armed with Chain Guns, Rockets, and Missiles
Attacks twice per turn
Players:
Hawt: 3/3
Bing2: 3/3
NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3
tber123: 3/3
Twix[DEAD]: Killed by his own Missile
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: 3/3
MoltenKitten: 3/3
Space1255: 2/3 [Boxing Gloves Equipped]
Rabbot32[DEAD]: Got Raped
TristianLuigi: 3/3
eboyblue10: 3/3
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Boiling Veins Active]
Juncoph: 3/3
CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) [SHIELDS DOWN]
Potatoh: 3/3
GrapeJellyToastMan[DEAD]: Got gunned down (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!
Man of Greenish: 3/3
Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 3/3
KV-2: 3/3
Redconer: 1/3
JamesH: 3/3
Microsoft EDGE: 2/3
Pngu12970: 1/3
Amazon Prime TerminalTM:
3/3Beware! The APKWS Rocket inflicts triple damage to structures.
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