Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[failbros2]

lel sorry for laziness

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

Revive Hawt.

[CRITAWAKETS]

SUMMON CHTULU.

[eboyblue10]

shoot an RPG at it

[failbros2]

damn i couldn't find time to update today

[lord techno]

Potatoh: Rolled 1
You load up a melon launcher with the biggest, fattest melon you can find. Unfortunately, the melon is shot out the opposite end of the launcher, straight into your face. Your head is now a melon, also you are dead.

Rabbot32: Rolled 6
You violently shout out "Brick House!" before punching the Messerschmit with a motorcycle sized fist! You copy the attack so well, that Big Band Himself shows up to Punch the Messerschmit as well! Inflicting 97 damage. However he also punches you for stealing his quote. -1 HP.

SubDaWoofer: Rolled 5
You launch a nuclear warhead, sending it careening towards the Messerschmit. While the warhead itself misses, the explosion is so powerful the Messerschmit cannot avoid it, suffering 147 damage.

Redconer: Revived Hawt
You quickly pull out a can of pringles and force hawt's corpse to chuck them all down. He magically returns to life after deepthroating those pringles!

CRITAWAKETS: Rolled 3
You perform a hellish incantation to summon the dark overlord Cthulhu! All you get is a voicemail, guess he isn't home.

eboyblue10: Rolled 2
You load a rocket into an RPG and fire it at the Messerschmit. Gravity decides to be a richard and force the rocket to the ground only a few feet away from you. The explosion harms you. -1 HP.

Microsoft EDGE: Rolled 5

My first attack will be to fly into the air and falcon punch the plane.

You careen skyward before unleashing the Falcon Punch against the Messerschmit. Your falcon punch is exceptionally enhanced, inflicting 88 damage.

Special Round: AIR RAID

Messerschmit P. 1101

Fires it's main cannons at CRITAWAKETS Marauder

The shot is absorbed by the shield, but CRITAWAKETS shields drop after taking the hit.

HP: 57/500 (Armor: 0/100)

Attacks every turn. Attacks only hit 1 player

German jet fighter, not to be confused with the MiG-17.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3 (Mech HP: 3/3)

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue10: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) [SHIELDS DOWN]

Potatoh[DEAD]: He's a MelonHead, literally!

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 [

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

Microsoft EDGE: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
[Ordering]: Boxing gloves and cannon, 1 turn left.

Microsoft EDGE supplies his actions through the #Tank-Busters channel in the BL Official Discord. Just so you guys know.

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Do a group heal, I need multiple people to say 'heal' for it to work

[SubDaWoofer]

Uh, pull out a slugger (essentially a gun that shoots a giant 2x2 ft. bullet), load it up with sufficient ammo, and shoot that mofo down

[Twix]

reroute power to weapons and fire at it

[Space1255]

Wait what did I miss why is techno in the captain's seat

OT: punch it

[Rabbot32]

heal

Summon Big Band again and have him do a Satchmo Solo. Tubaubaubaubaubua, motherforgeter.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Use sentient "Talking Pet" to mind control the plane into crashing.

[failbros2]

Attack Results

GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 6
You pull out a megaphone and shout "Heal," effectively healing everyone to 3/3! However, your eardrums burst from your loud shout.
SubDaWoofer: rolled 3
You load your slugger with your 4ft shells and fire. The air's velocity combined with the dumb powers of gravity made the bullet sink to the ground and perhaps kill an innocent bystander.
Twix: rolled 1
You overclock your mech to its weapons, then suddenly, its rocket launcher explodes! The mech self destructs as you are forcefully blown from it.
Space1255: rolled 6
You fly up close and punch the roosterpit, dealing 69 damage but you get a good amount of glass shards stuck in your fist.
Rabbot32: rolled 6
You summon Big Band to do a Satchmo solo. The Annoying Orangeets shoot rockets, dealing a good 78 damage while you get struck with the Annoying Orangeet as Big Band dropped it.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 2
You try to make the airplane crash itself, however, you lost control and had a real bad headache.
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 5

My next attack will be to pull out a Rocket L. Akimbo and spam-fire.

You take 2 rocket launchers from your bag and spam fire them at the airplane, dealing 54 damage.
Space1255's cannon and boxing gloves arrive!
The plane crashes to the ground, releasing an ultimate explosion once it hits.
+1 airstr- i mean skystrike

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3 (Mech HP: Destroyed)

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 3/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) [SHIELDS DOWN]

Potatoh[DEAD]: He's a MelonHead, literally!

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 [

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

Microsoft EDGE: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
lord techno will release the next enemy. this will be one HELI of a battle.

[lord techno]

AIR RAID

Boeing AH-64 Apache Helicopter

[MINIBOSS]

America's Badass Helicopter

Health: 800/800 Armor: 500/500

Armed with Chain Guns, Rockets, and Missiles

Attacks twice per turn

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3 (Mech HP: Destroyed)

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 3/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) [SHIELDS DOWN]

Potatoh[DEAD]: He's a MelonHead, literally!

GrapeJellyToastMan: 2/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

Microsoft EDGE: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3

[Pngu12970]

poke the rotor blades with a stick