Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Potatoh]

throw stuff at it

[Ad Bot]

[SubDaWoofer]

Erm, pull out a golden gun/any gun if theres no golden gun and shoot a single shot at it, its already at 16 health
NOPE
READ IT WRONG
pULL OUT A GOLDEN WEAPON AND START forgetIGN BLAMMING IT

[Twix]

use any remaining scrap on the ground to construct a flak cannon

edit: oh stuff wait my mech is here
get in it

[NotBomberguy]

Wait for tank to finish

[failbros2]

just a little heads up.

lord techno will cover the next enemy

[CRITAWAKETS]

Cleanse the flith. AKA: Shoot at the plane with explosive sawblades.

[SubDaWoofer]

-nvm-

[Redconer]

Revive redconer by giving him a redboner

Thanks for skipping this?

[Hawt]

aim at the plane and fire a gun

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

Attempt to hijack plane

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Thanks for skipping this?

Crap, sorry bout that. You will be revived.
Rabbot32: rolled 6
You order an ugly chick to succ dat plane. She succs the engine, negating its ability to dodge! But some of the engine debris hit you.
Potatoh: rolled 5
You throw crap at it. 71 damage.
SubDaWoofer: rolled 4
You pull out a golden RPG-7 and fire at it, dealing 56 damage!
Twix: entering mech
Yep, that's what he did.
NotBomberGuy: waiting patiently
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 3
You shoot explosive sawblades at the plane. What's that? It's jammed? okay.
Hawt: rolled 1
You aim at the plane with this gun:

Boom. Yer ded.
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 4
You fly close enough to the roosterpit to commit grand theft airplane, too bad he dodged you. Roll a 6 if you want to capture it.

Special Round: AIR RAID

Messerschmit P. 1101

HP: 500/500 (armor: 16/100)

attacks every turn, deals 1 damage, hits only 1 person

The plane shoots at JamesH, dealing 1 damage. The cannons weren't bad, how about the missiles?

German jet fighter, not to be confused with the MiG-17.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3 (Mech HP: 3/3)

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3 (has boiling veins)

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 [

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Boxing gloves and cannon, 3 turns left

Grape, you may call in a soldier from your compound now

[Potatoh]

Grab a melon launcher and shoot the stuff out of that plane

[Rabbot32]

Steal Big Band's signature line of BRICKHOUSE and punch the plane as hard as I can with my motorcycle-sized fist.

[lord techno]

Special Round: AIR RAID

Messerschmit P. 1101

HP: 389/500 (armor: 0/100)

attacks every turn, deals 1 damage, attacks only hit 1 person

The Messerschmit launches a missile. Space1255 is struck by the projectile, taking 2 damage.

German jet fighter, not to be confused with the MiG-17.

Players:

Hawt[DEAD]: Shot himself with a backwards gun. Dumbass.

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy (and a Tiger I):3/3 3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3 (Mech HP: 3/3)

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 3/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 2/3

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 2/3

eboyblue: 2/3

SubDaWoofer: 3/3

Juncoph: 2/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3(Marauder HP:3/3) (SHIELDED)

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3 [

Somemong: 2/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3
Ordering: Boxing gloves and cannon, 2 turns left

Actions posted before this are still considered to be in play, i have applied the damage that failbros forgot to apply in the previous update, i have also re-rolled the attack target since the previous post was a duplicate of the one before it.

[SubDaWoofer]

boi i still have boiling veins- ho stuff the nuke is ready guys get back and lets shoot it!