Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[UltraCraftGames]

hey when is the turn gonna be shown

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[SubDaWoofer]

do nothing since the helecopter is going to die

[UltraCraftGames]

woof i was the first to get a finger on the last   health of the heli

[lord techno]

UltraCraftGames: Rolled 6
You decide to say "forget Logic", and proceed to pull like, 100 cannons out of your ass. The Apache says "Ok, forget this" before flying away and not coming back. The attack was going to kill it anyway so i doubt it matters.

Rabbot32: Rolled 2
You come up with a stuff meme and blurt it out loud. You inadvertently cringe harshly at your own stuffty meme, injuring yourself slightly. -1 HP

Deoxys And One Noob: Rolled 5
You call in some terrorists and one flies a Self Delete plane in. "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" is all you hear before the plane Self Deletes into the apache, inflicting 87 damage.

Twix: Rolled 3
You pick up a sledgehammer and try to hurl it at the Apache. But you can't even lift it.

Cybertails1998: Rolled 3
You attempt to spring yourself up with the springboard again. But it breaks while you are preparing to jump.

GrapeJellyToastMan: Rolled 3
You aim a large anti-tank rifle and pull the trigger, aiming at the apache. All you hear is "click". Did you forget to load it?

CRITAWAKETS: Attempted to use Precursor
CRITAWAKETS attempts to use the Precursor Bomb. But GrapeJellyToastMan refused

JamesH: Contained Sun-Beam
JamesH Contains the sun beam to use for later.

Potatoh: Rolled 5
Potatoh asks for a health boost. And a health boost, he recieves.

NotBomberguy: Rolled 4
Your new tank forgets up the apache with it's guns. Inflicting 77 damage.

}]Crazy[{: Rolled 5
You send the moon crashing into the Apache majora's mask style. Inflicting 93 damage.

Redconer: Revived MoltenKitten
You read a story to MoltenKitten's Corpse. Once you finish the story, he comes back to life.

Microsoft EDGE: Rolled 4

Give CRITAWAKETS a boost in HP

You upload HealthBoost.EXE to CRITAWAKETS. It boosts his health slightly.

The Apache Detonates mid-air and crashes to the ground!

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: 3/3 (Tiger I):3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon Ready]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 4/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255[DEAD]: Shattered like glass [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 3/3

SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (Marauder HP:3/3) [Precursor Ready | Escape Pod Ready]

Potatoh: 5/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 2/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3 [Sun Beam Contained]

Microsoft EDGE: 3/3

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 2/3

UltraCraftGames: 3/3

Gojira: 2/3

Rigel: 2/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3

The Flak Cannon has arrived from amazon! This cannon can be used once every two turns, It cannot miss it's target, however it is very poor against armored targets.

Space1255 can now be revived again!

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[lord techno]

The next enemy will be presented soon, we're taking this back to the land!

[Deoxys And One Noob]

i still call credit for the kill

[CRITAWAKETS]

Capture a base near us so we can build tanks and infantry.

[NotBomberguy]

note the missiles and tank barrels are also AA and ground powerful
tank is disabled after 3 uses, can be re-used after someone repairs it
why cause game logic to make sure its not OP af

note this again
assist crit using the compound soldiers

[Twix]

pour a box of first-aid kits over space1255 in hopes of reviving him

[Rabbot32]

Provide bandages to heal everyone for one point.

[Space1255]

I revive and unequip my gloves

[Redconer]

I revive and unequip my gloves

HOW ABOUT I REVIVE YOU THE OLD PRINGLES FASHION?

[failbros2]

Back in charge.

Heals and Repairs

CRITAWAKETS: rolled 6
Looking at radar, you find a fortress nearby. You form some clones to help fight, and you successfully capture the base, but you got shot a bit and your clones died and are unrevivable.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 3
You call a soldier out from the compound. But they only listen to GrapeJellyToastMan.
Twix: revived Space1255
After pouring first aids over Space's bits, he magically sutures himself together again!
Rabbot32: rolled 2
You attempt to give bandages to others, but then a bunch of people beat you up and take your bandages.
Space1255: rolled 6
Since you were still alive, you unequip your gloves like a boss.
Redconer: healed Space1255
You throw in a Pringles can into Space's mouth. Medpack flavored. +1 HP

Anti Gravity Tank

HP: 350/350 (Armor: 900/900

Floating behemoth with 3 attacks.

Players:

Hawt: 3/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: 3/3 (Tiger I):3/3

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 3/3 [Flak Cannon Ready]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 4/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 4/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped][/color]

Rabbot32: 1/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 3/3

SubDaWoofer: 2/3 [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 1/3 (Marauder HP:3/3) [Precursor Ready | Escape Pod Ready]

CRIT's Fortress: 3/3

Potatoh: 5/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound HP: 3/3) Contains Hospital
Soldier available!

Man of Greenish: 2/3

Mobile Command Center: 18/18 Armed with Rocket Turrets

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

KV-2: 3/3

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3 [Sun Beam Contained]

Microsoft EDGE: 3/3

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 2/3

UltraCraftGames: 3/3

Gojira: 2/3

Rigel: 2/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3

[Space1255]

Thx Twix, Redconer, I'll remember you when I do my next attack:

I go do the punch but aim it at the turret rotator thing so it can't aim as well

[Cybertails1998]

retrieve a barrel of thermite, stick a lit strand of magnesium inside, then throw it under the tank