Attack Results
CRITAWAKETS: rolled
4You smash the red button.
An explosion appears on the tank, dealing 85 damage to it! However, no exploding planets have been reported.Redconer: rolled
6You shove an air pump into GrapeJellyToastMan's mouth.
You turn the pump on. Grape is then reinflated, but as you take out the pump, you blast your eyes with highly compressed air.ZeUberMedic: rolled
1You find a medkit. You open it up and stab a syringe in yourself.
It's the bubonic plague. However, you manage to quarantine yourself before it could get nasty. But the next thing you know, your buboes pop instantly. RIPCybertails1998: rolled
6You try to negotiate with the demons. They agree to help destroy the tank, but the devil is currently sleeping.
The deal was, you spend 1 more turn in there and they attack the tank. The demons strike, dealing 101 damage!!Space1255: rolled
3You throw your ball into your locker, then punch the tank.
You swing at the air for unknown reasons. Faint laughing is heard somewhere close by.Twix: rolled
3You try to form a kugelblitz.
The ball lightning fails to orb up.Nix the Glaceon: rolled
4You eat some veggies to regain HP.
Eating kale gives you 1 HP!Deoxys and One Noob: rolled
4Time to send the angry kids at them. You fire the noobishness at the tank.
The forums repeatedly hit the tank with words, dealing 62 damage.TableSalt: rolled
2You mash the B button on your NES controller.
Your fingers are bleeding. No effect. The controller wasn't plugged in!SubDaWoofer: rolled
3Where's the nuke?tber123: revived Microsoft EDGE
Microsoft EDGE clicks to respawn while you slap him.
He gets 1 extra HP!JamesH: rolled
3You split the supernova, and send one half to the future.
You use the supernova against the tank! No effect though.Gojira: rolled
4You nullify the enemy HP by a few.
57 HP, to be exact.Rabbot32: rolled
3You do a thing.kidplasma: rolled
2Welcome aboard!
You try to hop inside the tank by somersaulting.
You accidentally break your back while doing it.crazies alt: rolled
2You do something so catastrophically catastrophic that you catastrophically hurt yourself.
The tank somehow combusts and explodes.
tber123: 4/3
Twix: 1/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3]
Mr Queeba: 3/3
Cybertails1998: cast into hell [Cannot be revived for 2 turns.]
NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 3 turns left
MoltenKitten:
3/3Space1255:
3/3 [Soccer Ball unequipped]Rabbot32:
2/3TristianLuigi: 3/3
cromartini: 2/3
kidplasma: 2/3
crazies alt: 3/3
eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred
SubDaWoofer: 3/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 2 turns left
Juncoph:
3/3CRITAWAKETS:
2/3 (
P.S.V:
freaking blammed itself)
CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor
Potatoh:
2/3Notorious B.I.G: 2/3
GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)
Man of Greenish:
3/3Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor
}]Crazy[{: 3/3
Somemong: 1/3
Nix the Glaceon: 2/3
KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor
Redconer:
2/3JamesH: 3/3 [Supernova Ready]
Microsoft EDGE: 4/3
Pngu12970:
3/3Deoxys And One Noob: 4/3
Gojira:
3/3crazies alt: 2/3
Rigel:
2/3ZeUberMedic: plague'd
Malleo100: 3/3
TableSalt: 1/3
Just M2: 3/3 [Building Howitzer: 2 Turns left]
Amazon Prime TerminalTM: 3/3
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