Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[Mr Queeba]

Throw a bomb at the tank.

[Ad Bot]

[SubDaWoofer]

try to make plutonium hunger work more efficiently

[NotBomberguy]

build up speed for 12 hours
and then talk about parallel universes

[crazies alt]

throw ALL my money at the tank

[cromartini]

use your dark magic to revive everyone...
INTO SKELETONS.

[Rabbot32]

Question why my attacks aren't going through, did I miss something?

[GrapeJellyToastMan]

The precursor vessel launches an attack with the hellbore cannons. The tracking devices make it so that the 3 shots that are fired all hit the tank.

Stop it with this precursor stuff, you're gonna get us all killed.

[JamesH]

god dammit explode the tsar bomb

I mean, turn the sun into a controlled super nova, but before do that, try to revive self with sun powers

[NotBomberguy]

The precursor vessel launches an attack with the hellbore cannons. The tracking devices make it so that the 3 shots that are fired all hit the tank.

cut the precursor stuff already

[Deoxys And One Noob]

obviously if fire burned me to death then water must heal me to alive!!!

right?

use this infallible logic to stop being dead, because being dead helps nobody

[failbros2]

Expect an update tomorrow

[Notorious B.I.G.]

DO NOT DISTRIBUTE
Call President Annoying Orange. We will issue an Airstrike at 0600 hours.

Blockland Security and Safety Organization

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Redconer: rolled 6
You try to revive as much people as you can. You inject life juice into everyone's corpses, reviving them! However, due to exhaustion, you faint and land on one of your needles. Ouch.
Cybertails1998: rolled 1
You run over to the tank's machinegun. Shoving a dynamite stick, you light it. Then, it rockets out of the barrel and explodes in your face as you run away. boom
Space1255: rolled 1
You charge up a soccer attack. You deliver a flaming kick! The ball then bounces off of the tank and socks your head. gooooooal!!!!
Nix the Glaceon: rolled 2
You run over to the book you threw. You peek inside the book. One ghost from it runs into your body. You learned that it was a necromicon the hard way.
ZeUberMedic: rolled 2
Time to throw a grenade. Pulling the pin, you toss it at the tank. The grenade somehow explodes right next to you.
Malleo100: rolled 3
You throw the gun. Then it falls on the ground and does nothing else.
TableSalt: rolled 2
You slice your finger off to escape the tank barrel. You're bleeding a bit but otherwise unscathed.
CRITAWAKETS: rolled 1
FIRE THE CANNONS!!!
Unfortunately, due to an error in the systems, the hellbore cannons' shells explode in the barrel, destroying the PSV. You barely escape with your life.
tber123: rolled 3
Uh, he's alive now. Redconer gave him life juice.
Twix: rolled 6
Channeling all your energy to form a great shield, you create one around you! It has 3 hitpoints. However, during the channeling, you got tired and fell on a spike.
Mr Queeba: rolled 5
You toss a bomb at the tank. It explodes right on the armor, dealing 76 damage!
SubDaWoofer: rolled 6
You attempt to make plutonium hunger work better. You update Plutonium Hunger to 2.0, delivering 1 turn faster! Then you know what happened? Plutonium hunger made you sick. You threw up blood.
NotBomberGuy: rolled 5
You drink a speed potion and talk about other universes. The crew finds this boring. They fall asleep as you move around, incredibly hyper.
crazies alt: rolled 3
You throw all your money at the tank. Stalin runs in, apologizes for the crappy google translation, and takes the money. ALL OF IT. By the way, forced labor means you cannot do attacks.
cromartini: rolled 3
Redconer revived everyone. n0 sp00ky scary skelet0ns
JamesH: rolled 6
THIS time you have leashed another celestial body. Now you got the supernova.
However, you got a BIG sunburn.
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 2
You tried Lifeup Omega!
You slapped yourself instead.
You got hurt and collapsed...
Notorious B.I.G: rolled 2
You try calling in an airstrike. I fly over in my B-52 and drop a bomb on you. You narrowly miss it.
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 5
You drop some holy water on your alive body, giving you 1 extra health point because redconer.

T-34

HP: 600/700 (Armor: 260/700)

Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.

machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns

The crew is asleep! They will not fire this turn!

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3 [Flak Cannon active] [Shield HP: 3/3]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: exploDED

NotBomberGuy: 3/3 Rebuilding stuff: 4 turns left

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: socked with a soccer ball [Soccer Ball Equipped]

Rabbot32: 2/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

cromartini: 2/3

crazies alt: Invincible Labor turns left: 1

eboyblue10: 1/3 1/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped] Weaponized UCG's hatred

SubDaWoofer: 1/3 [Plutonium Hunger installed] Ordering spears w/ Rayo's Number: 3 turns left

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 2/3 (P.S.V: freaking blammed itself)

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 2/3

Notorious B.I.G: 2/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

Nix the Glaceon: 2/3

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Supernova Ready]

Microsoft EDGE: Slapped 2 deth

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 4/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 2/3

ZeUberMedic: 2/3

Malleo100: 3/3

TableSalt: 2/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: 3/3

[Twix]

bend the tank barrel

[TableSalt]

Throw ultra-sharp chocolate bars at the tank.