Tank Busters! That forum game where you destroy tanks. (SOLDIERS OR TANKS?)

[failbros2]

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[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

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What did I miss from that snip?

[SubDaWoofer]

install euphoria:
extra dice that if i get hit, a 1/6 chance that i will not get damage, fair?
anyways
pull out a golden nuke which shoots three nukes, which then each nukes split up into 3 super flak cannons, which each split up into 3 flk canons, which detonate on hitting the wal, which release disco colors and lightning
essentially just a weapon of mass destruction
edit:
THIS ISNT ME DESCRIBING MY ATTACK OUT
ITS JUST SAYING WHAT MY WEP DOES

[TableSalt]

pull out a golden nuke which shoots three nukes, which then each nukes split up into 3 super flak cannons, which each split up into 3 flk canons, which detonate on hitting the wal, which release disco colors and lightning
essentially just a weapon of mass destruction

oh god i remember that

[eboyblue10]

place magnets under the tank to immobilize it

[Rigel]

shoot the barrel with my lightning AWP

[failbros2]

pull out a golden nuke which shoots three nukes, which then each nukes split up into 3 super flak cannons, which each split up into 3 flk canons, which detonate on hitting the wal, which release disco colors and lightning

Fire a nuke that splits into smaller nukes which split into more small nukes which all split into mini tanks which fire nukes that split into more little nukes, repeat until target is completely annihilated

k

[Malleo100]

Throw a carrot with a knife taped to it at the tank

[failbros2]

Attack Results

Nix the Glaceon: rolled 1
You try to freeze UCG's balls off, but he holds up a mirror and deflects it to yours. The freeze burns you so badly that you turn into a statue. frostbite much
JamesH: rolled 5
You transform into the sunbeam. You provide a great burst of gamma rays at the tank, destroying it.
Redconer: rolled 3
Peashooter what?
Twix: rolled 2
You fire the flak cannon. The shots bounce off of the tank and hit you in the arm. Ouch. -1 HP
TableSalt: rolled 3
You shout as loud as you can into a microphone hoping to destroy the tank. Turns out the microphone had its batteries out the entire time. #batteriesoutforharambe
Rabbot32: rolled 5
You did a thing that hurt the tank by 74 damage.
crazies alt: rolled 2
You throw a bottle at the tank but it bounces off of it and hits your face. thats bullshet i did not hit you
Pngu12970: rolled 4
Pulling a branch from a nearby tree, you poke the tank's fuel tank, dealing 53 damage.
Cybertails1998: rolled 2
You run to the hatch and try to open it, dynamite in hand. It doesn't open, so you try to open it up with a crowbar. Next thing you know, the dynamite explodes in your hand.
GrapeJellyToastMan: rolled 3
You cried.
NotBomberGuy: fixed
i fixed u
Deoxys and One Noob: rolled 2
You pull the pin. Then you think about life. The grenade explodes in your hand.
Space1255: rolled 3
You punch the air.
SubDaWoofer: rolled 1
You grab Bing2's Nuclear Throne supernuke and try to fire it. He beats you up because you stole it from him. eh idk what now
eboyblue: rolled 6
You place magnets below the tank. The tank is stunned. However, a magnet flies from where you placed them, whacking your body armor. What a lifesaver!
Rigel: rolled 4
You slip on some gloves and aim your lightning AWP at the tank and fire, dealing 64 damage.
Malleo100: rolled 4
Uhh... okay...
You strap a knife to a carrot and throw it at the tank. Somehow effective. 57 damage.
Microsoft EDGE: rolled 3 and 3 (i missed him so he gets 2 attacks)
You pull out the Rockets Tetrakakimbo. They weren't loaded.
You also try to pick up a road roller with the intent of smashing it and punching it on the tank, but you're not superhuman.
NOTE: dont forget that his attacks come from the discord
The tank explodes. The tank commander flies off with his jetpack.
Next enemy:

T-34

HP: 700/700 (Armor: 700/700)

Soviet tank used during WWII. Much better than those puny panzers.

machinegun attacks every turn, cannon attacks every 2 turns

Players:

Hawt: 2/3

Bing2: 3/3

NotBomberGuy: DED, cannot be revived for 1 turn (Tiger I):Destroyed by the Precursor

tber123: 3/3

Twix: 2/3 [Flak Cannon active]

Mr Queeba: 3/3

Cybertails1998: 2/3

MoltenKitten: 3/3

Space1255: 3/3 [Boxing Gloves UnEquipped]

Rabbot32: 3/3

TristianLuigi: 3/3

eboyblue10: 1/3 2/3 [Tactical Vest Equipped]

SubDaWoofer: DED [Boiling Veins Active]

Juncoph: 3/3

CRITAWAKETS: 3/3 (Marauder: Destroyed by the Precursor)

CRIT's Fortress: Destroyed by the Precursor

Potatoh: 3/3

GrapeJellyToastMan: 3/3 (Compound: Destroyed by the Precursor)

Man of Greenish: 3/3

crazies alt: 2/3

Mobile Command Center: Destroyed by the Precursor

}]Crazy[{: 3/3

Somemong: 3/3

Nix the Glaceon: DED

KV-2[DESTROYED]: Destroyed by the Precursor

Redconer: 3/3

JamesH: 3/3[Sun Beam Exhausted]

Microsoft EDGE: 2/3

Pngu12970: 3/3

Deoxys And One Noob: 3/3

Gojira: 3/3

Rigel: 3/3

Amazon Prime Terminal^TM: Destroyed by the Precursor

[crazies alt]

my alt }]crazy[{ got banned can i control me and me?

make }]crazy[{ heal me
use the smash 4 bulletbill item on the tank

[Twix]

try to cut the treads

[cromartini]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A

[Space1255]

Another punch

[TableSalt]

Put a cork in it's cannon.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Its time to use my Super CO Power! Power of money.